Wet Hoover

The ill-advised attempt to get a major depressive individual out of bed by dumping water on them.

Yeah, my friend hasn't gotten out of bed for two weeks except to eat, so I gave them a "wet Hoover" to get them going today.

by Brotherhood501 July 22, 2023

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wet hoover

A novice approach to giving head

That girl was like a wet hoover going down on me

by Bambi0c August 28, 2017

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Wet Tennis

Sex where the participants are both loud and sweaty.

I hope we didn’t keep you up last night, we enjoy playing wet tennis when camping in a ten.

After our first doubles match John told me he only wants to play one on one wet tennis from now on.

by renegadeshurpaofjazz July 08, 2024

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wet bow

You take a condom and you fuck your girlfriend untill you cum in it, then you point it at your girlfriend's face and stretch it back and shoot at her.

"Do you know what's a wet bow?"
"No what is that?"
"Let me show you"

by Adam Rifler February 03, 2025

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Wet bow

You take a condom and you fuck your girlfriend untill you cum in it, then you point it at your girlfriend's face and stretch it back and shoot at her.

"Do you know what's a wet bow?"
"No, what's that?"
"Let me show you"

by Adam Rifler February 02, 2025

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