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streatham and clapham

A school for rich girls who waste their daddy's money to be taught by neeks and pervy teachers and to follow rules given by the shitty SLT. Everyone thinks their roadmen but their acc little princesses with a fat trust fund. Full of neeks who think their really popular but everyone makes plans without them. Full of drama and the teachers always get involved and make it worse. Waste of daddy's money, but theirs always extra left to spend on drinks and nicotine.
by vfdgnofanfsn December 21, 2020
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streerts

When you laugh so much water come out your nose
“Haha it’s so funny he streerts”
Good joke I nearly streerts”
by Gertrude barracuda dyaz January 4, 2021
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stretched-gag

a gaging vacuum felt in the throat when a person deep throats a small cock right after deep throating a large cock. the small cock tickles the expanded opened up throat from the large cock.
Riley had a stretched-gag when she went down on Tom, she had just gone down on John, John is bigger...
by riley.lovecocks January 11, 2021
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streatfield

Wow that person is great at pool. They must be a streatfield.
by Ahdveyenq February 22, 2021
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Stretched child

A teenager or adult that has such a strong baby face that they look like a kid in photographs from the neck up, but they are an average adult height or taller and may have adult body proportions. It is strong enough to cause the uncanny valley, especially if it’s a man with a beard.
Haley Joel Osment and Jojo Siwa are notorious stretched children.
by Dr. Sigh January 27, 2021
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Stretch

The final straight section of the track leading to the finish line
Hummer Bummer in the lead , Wiggly Doodle close behind and gaining - winding round the bend , Hummer Bummer still leading into the stretch.
by Super Booper May 7, 2021
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Stretch Neck

A stretch neck is someone who has a very long and unnatural neck.
"Ew, do you see that Stretch Neck over there?"
"ya, its nasty"
by John the Window Licker June 22, 2021
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