Numb Nut

a numb nut is also a numb skull, doesn't get what anyone is talking about . Needs to have a net for all of the jokes that go over their heads. Generally a numb nut, can't grasp the concept of the purpose.

We told that joke to Tim real slow in layman's terms , he needs a net to catch all of the ones that go over his head, he's such a numb nut.

by SillyPsychosexy February 26, 2019

Nut Tearing

(Verb) the act of taking jizz/nut through your nose by a straw and spewing it out of your eye.

He was nut tearing all over me last night.

by Yourmommyathotty March 12, 2019

Nut Yesa

If something is a secret. Used in sexting (Slang)

BF/GF: you taken your clothes off yet?
You: Nut Yesa...

BF/GF: you into the kinky shit?
You: Nut Yesa...

by Subaru Someday January 15, 2019

Projectile Nut

When you ejaculate at such a velocity it leaves a dent in the wall on the other side of the room.

Chadwick: my tinderella just sent me a meme so good that I just projectile nutted
Bradley: as they say, 'litfam'

by ManMemes January 16, 2019

Slender Nut

Similar to “Big Mood” in negative situations. Can be used as a noun or adjective. Also see: Phat Nut

The two party system is a slender nut

by Cawcaw June 19, 2018

Dumb Nut

A dumb nut is a person who thinks highly of themselves but realistically they are very quite dumb which is where the Term Dumb Nut comes from.

Tom Perez is a dumb nut

by Raredog21-69 August 9, 2018

Nut load

To nut a load is to ejaculate semen

He shot a nut load in Doreen’s mouth

by Dunne dictionary September 11, 2018