Modelo fan

Folks who don't actually love the game of football itself, but they love watching the NFL as an excuse to drink modelos and vibe, without a real clue of what's actually going on in the game. They tend to blame everything on the QB no matter what.

Modelo fan: "Man Derek Carr fell off after 2016. 2016 he was elite!"

Real fan: "huh? Raiders had a ridiculously elite O-line and the defense was #3 in takeaways that year that's why they went 12-3"

Modelo fan: "Nah bro, in my Madden franchise I trade all the linemen to upgrade skill positions and QB and I've won 6 super bowls in a row now"

by RaiderFanNotQBfan December 27, 2024

Modesto

Modesto is a town in Northern California, however is considered the Central valley. Modesto is Known as the town of "Murder, Meth, and Autotheft" it has a population of 215K+ people and the crime crate is so high its considered one of the worst places to live. They try too hard to be the LA, but in reality they are just the Wannabe LA thats eternally broke. Modesto is just fresnos embarrassed little bride.

Yo I saw a drug deal in modesto the other day!

by THE WANNABE FAMOUS GUY March 1, 2025

Modern Music

The Equivalent to Dog Shit

Annoying, Overplayed, Unoriginal, repetitive, overuse of beats, too much autotune, bunch of shitty artists making shitty ass repetitive songs and getting famous from it, the same, overused, Repetitive, annoying ass lyrics,

Artists now just say a bunch of random shit and use a bunch of shitty autotune and beats and get famous over it, it's literally nothing but the same shit and it gets worse every time

Pop, rap, Hip hop, Reggaeton, and Brazilian Phonk are the worst types of music

this terrible trend started in the 1990s and got even worse in the 2020s, and it's basically Equal to hearing a baby with the flu crying with car crashes on high pitched on max Volume

every single singer in the entire world: YEAH I KILL PEOPLE BIG ASSES SEXY WOMEN YEAH LOVE LOVE I WANNA KISSS YOU YEAH SHOOT DAT MONKEY DRUGS DRUGS MANGO MANGO MANGO SIPPING THE WONK

Normal Person: what in the absolute fuck is this what even happened to music like this is Dog shit

Guy: well fella that's Modern Music for you

by RatedXTGTisaMidyoutuber March 26, 2025

ModelNow

Fat Asian nigga that sits in bedwars all day and he gets groomed by a nigga named Sammical

Modelnow is a fat nigga

by TheChinnybinIncident April 29, 2025

Modelnow

Fat Asian nigga that sends pictures of his sister to sammical for robux

Modelnow is a nigga

by TheChinnybinIncident May 1, 2025

Model wife

A grown women who marries a tool of man to be a wife. She don't care about him. She cares how she looks with him. Like barbie she plays house and her roles. Her feelings and gestures are empty . Yet they simply seem realistic. She didn't pick him because he is smart. She picked him for what could give her. Status and bragging rights. She also wants a free house and his money.

Type of relationship digger.

Guy 1: "Wow that guy has a model wife"
Guy 2 : " what a tool"
Guy 3: " hope he don't go broke "

by Justanother definition May 18, 2025

Model For Children

And INSTEAD you decided to be a lying, thieving, charlatan! And now the only thing your kids know is that they don't own their own minds and that they can't know anything because of a vapid skepticism and a mental illness people can just impose on them.

Hym "If you want to be a model for children so bad.... Why don't you model getting stabbing thin the neck repeatedly for them? Because that is what is going to happen to one of them if I don't get paid and credited for that AI and soon. As my symptoms get worse, their lifespans decrease."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2025