emo kissing

Used to describe the act of two emo guys kissing, sometimes achieving an emorgasm. Supposedly emo kissing does not mean that the males are gay, it is just a form of compassion. However, if being homosexual entails the desire to be passionate with other men, and emo kissing means the desire to be passionate with other men, then emo kissing is equivalent to being homosexual.

Bob: Is that two gay guys making out?
Jim: No, it's two emo guys emo kissing.
Bob: Wait... they're dudes, and they're kissing, so how does that not make them gay?
Jim: Uh... I don't know...

emo kissing by TheCaffeineJunky December 13, 2006

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Kissbian

The fake lesbians. The girls who make out at parties to impress other people.

I went to a party last night. Everyone was drunk, and there were a bunch of kissbians.

Kissbian by righteousskin March 15, 2009

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kissing teeth

The act of kissing teeth kmt means to express disapproval contempt, or dissatisfaction with a situation or person by making a sound through the act of sucking air through one's teeth.
Oft performed by people from the Caribbean.

I got to the cricket ground late. When I asked the man next to me what the score was, he spent the next 10 seconds kissing teeth at me!

kissing teeth by king biscuit January 2, 2009

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Urban Ass-kisser

1) A person who comes to Urbandictionary.com and posts the name of the person who they hope (probably in vain) to some day end up with. These people flood urbandictionary with thousands of useless definitions in the hopes that (Insert name here) will see it.

2) A self-aggrandizing loser.

1) chris conway

2) Alex Hall

Urban Ass-kisser by Dr. Matt NotSoDangerous August 19, 2004