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texts go green

Drake’s beautiful attempt to bless his audience with such greatness on his album Honestly, Nevermind. Texts go green is simply referring to an Imessage being sent but it turns green rather than blue inferring one has been blocked.
Drake - “Texts go green, it hits a little different, dont it?”
P.S. - Honestly, Nevermind was a great album, stop the hate and appreciate greatness.
texts go green by KingmfK August 11, 2022
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Leaf Green 

A dark green of most tree leaves. Symbolizes, wisdom, comfort, and loyalty. Also of a deep, pure, and true love based of faith and honesty, not sex.
“He/She had the aura of leaf green, of a true sort of person
Leaf Green by Erica5 January 6, 2009

stale green 

When a traffic light in the direction you are going has been green so long that you know it will change any second.
Passenger: "It's a stale green man, you're not going to make it."

Driver: "No way. Look, it changed after we went through."

soul green 

A bright green color like that seen in Kente cloth
"Man, dig that soul green satin shirt on Alonzo!"
soul green by hootnannie October 22, 2009

Pennsauken Green Light 

When one is unsure of his or her partner's sexual intentions, so they continue to pursue in the hopes that the partner is in fact interested.
Based on the horrendous traffic light system in Pennsauken, New Jersey in which you can't really tell if the light is actually green, so you carry on hoping that you're right.
Dude 1: "Man I can't tell if she wants me."
Dude 2: "Pennsauken Green Light dude, just go for it. What's the worst that could happen?"

Frating green

The shade of green which is supposed to make you feel comfortable in hospitals, industrious in schools and uneasy in police stations.
Frating green by A frood February 6, 2018

Asian Green Tea 

When you pay an extra $25 dollars at the Asian Massage for her to piss on your chest while on the shower table and you find out, after the fact, she’s fresh with chlamydia.
I’m done with the parlor life braaaahhhh. One too many Asian green teas.
Asian Green Tea by Eaton Holgoode January 6, 2019