spaz finger

The moment when a finger does an involuntary movement that results in an unwanted outcome

Whilst trying for the perfect tee shot, an outbreak of Spaz Finger meant the ball did not land as expected

by Dredded Joe August 23, 2017

Middle finger

well apparently according to bbc news, the middle fingers looks like a dick with the middle finger resembling a penis and the others fingers the ball sack.

it basically means fuck you or fuck off.

Used when you want to quietly express your hate to a person when your teacher or boss is near you, when u cant think of any roasts to roast the person, or when the person is far away and u dont wanna shout.

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him: hey i fucked yo girl last night, she was tight af
you: (flips the middle finger) i dont have a girl, that was my sister, and this finger is boutta go somewhere u dont like

by asilg September 4, 2017

Two-finger bracing

A classic move for a night filled with xanax and natty light when the male is no longer impressed with his one night stand. He takes two fingers, places them alongside his semi-erect penis, and braces for impact alongside the vaginal wall.

I found a webkinz stuffed animal while he was two-finger bracing me in his Jeep Wrangler.

by pandakeith April 19, 2018

Stiff Finger

Almost killing a character in a video game and panicking for a milisecond causing you to lose the kill.

Dude, you totally just stiff fingered that guy.

by Nightside September 23, 2017

double finger tested

Double finger tested is a process to test the woman's pussy or ass to determine if she is ready to be penetrated with his meat.

While I was having sex with my wife in her pussy, she asked me to double finger tested her ass to determine if she was ready for anal.

by whtronin October 22, 2017

Chocolate finger

When you finger someone's anus and then proceed to eat the shit off your finger

Hey man do you want a chocolate finger

by shrekcccc October 24, 2017

5 finger death punch

The World Most Bad ass Song That Was Ever Created And That Has The Power To Completely Destroy Your Ear Drums No Matter What Level Volume Your On.

5 Finger death Punch is king. Lesion To This..

by P0TAT0 K!NG November 1, 2017