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Urban Dictionary OAP

The people who just have to vote up or down on every single Urban Dictionary submission they come across, even though nobody cares about their opinion.

Urban Dictionary (meaning the website an Urban Dictionary OAP votes up or down on submissions on)

OAP (referring to old age pensioners, people who have an obsession with voting)
Even though he had absolutely no interest in the topic of blowjobs, Tom scrolled through every definition he could find, voting up on the ones that were accurate or appealing, and down on the ones that were a load of bullshit. He was a total Urban Dictionary OAP.
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urban dictionary geek 

Everyone who are reading this.
You are urban an urban dictionary geek.

urban dictionary mug 

a mug that has a definition of a word on it. like this one. it will say urban dictionary mug and this definition.

Urban Dictionary Word Definer 

In most cases, a single, lonely person desperately seeking attention and "internet reassurance." These people are so close to the bottem of the barrel of self esteem, that truely, writing unoriginal and hardly creative definitions for words or phrases - or making new words to define - helps them cope with their daily routine of social awkwardness and unacceptance.
Social outcast John, contemplating a mass homicide at his nearby school while disillusioned with his daily buffet of video games and internet surfing, stumbled upon Urban Dictionary, and was reassured that his life had new found meaning, as he now had perhaps a chance to fit in with other rejects across the world! Maybe, just maybe, John had a chance to become an Urban Dictionary Word Definer, and perhaps even get the coveted Word of the Day honor!!

urban dictionary failure 

One who has all thumbs down in thier definetions. It doesn't matter if they have been writing since 1999 or 2007, all we know is that they need to stop if they suck so much
that guy with all the thumbs down in his definetions is an urban dictionary failure

Urban Dictionary User 

You are a user that somehow stumbled upon this definition, you may or may not approve it. These people are the most brutally honest people when it comes to the internet. To the person reading this definition, this is you, this is all of us.
''Are you a Urban Dictionary User?''
''Hell yeah.''

Urban Dictionary Rerun 

When you get the urban dictionary word of the day, then wake up hours later and find you've looked at over 50 definitions.
Guy one: Dude you missed my sons' birthday party.

Guy two: Yeah, I know, I got stuck in an Urban Dictionary Rerun