Anti Wingy Thingy

The flying ant things that come in and invade your home, and then shed their wings all over your house

Can you vacuum up the anti wingy thingys off the floor please

by bughater1976 January 6, 2020

Hate stranger things day

if this is YOUR birthday then you probaly HATE Stranger Things

you “ugh i hate stranger things”
friend “thats because you’re born on Hate stranger things day”

by thascooper January 11, 2020

The Larry School of Thinkology

Originally founded as The Lawrence Institute of Technology in the early twentieth century, LIT eventually evolved into an institution highly influenced by IBM's Watson and his credo "THINK". So, the school was renamed the Lawrence Institute of Thinkology. In the seventies, after The Beatles breakup and the failure of Mao's Cultural Revolution, there was a universal trend to "become less deified". "Lawrence" was then replace by "Larry" and that's how the school got its present name.

I think I went to the Larry School of Thinkology. At least I think I did.

by Mujibar Smith January 14, 2020

Jing the thing

To give yourself some love. To tame the dragon. To wax the candle. To work the shift stick. To buff the banana. To beat the bishop. To pet the python. To play your own trumpet. To fondle the flagpole. To answer nature's booty call. To fiddle the flute. To go the extra mile for yourself. To shine the doorknob. To shake the snake awake.

"Where is Joe? I haven't seen him in a while.

"He is in his room. I have told him repeatedly not to jing the thing so much."

by BuzzedBrain January 28, 2020

new york thing

Something particular to New York State that is asinine in nature, very inconvenient, and benefits no one.

What is this "preparation tax?" Oh, it's a tax for having the guy make your sandwich. It's so the business can pay it's DoDo extinction tax. It's a New York thing.

by Sp100 April 7, 2020

my little thing

My little thing defines someone special and petite. You can use it for your gf, lover, spouse or child.

In this sentence, "a thing" does not mean an object.

My little thing. My poor little thing. My sweet little thing.

by Chris Cristian April 16, 2020

An entire thing of butter

The bottom line is that this doesn't really have a definition. It's just what the hell is the name of the container butter comes in?!

I used an entire thing of butter when making that cake.

by The Govenor May 18, 2020