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Cuffed Hand Syndrome

A case where the person has his/her hand always in a cuffed position, ready to give his/her supervisor a quick hand-job, or phalangel gratification. A Kiss ass in so many words.

Usually can be found on misshapen chinese men.
Because of Johnny's Cuffed Hand Syndrome, he is always getting special favors.
by Xio Ming February 27, 2008
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shit in my hands and clap

Sarcastic Reply.
when asked to do something unpleasant or tedious, this response sums up how horrid you think that task is- and you are not going to do it .
Teacher: Smith, can you help me to hand out these excercise books to the rest of the class?
Smith: no chance...I'd rather shit in my hands and clap. Sir.
by Mr Cunninglinguist August 20, 2013
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Cool Hand Luke

The act of inserting ones hand into a bucket of ice water and then handling anothers genitalia.
Man, I sure gave her the cool hand luke.
by Ross June 14, 2003
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got a hand on my brain

hippies and stoners in referring to the physical sensation of being "stoned" or high on really high potency thc
Man that is really good. I "got a hand on my brain."
by Illumination666 October 28, 2009
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burger king hands

one who eats so much burger king. that his/her hands get fat and huge. Or his/her hands will tend to smell like burger king cause her or she has eaten too much of it.
Ryan: *holds up burger to eat it*
Tim: Holy crap Ryan you hands are huge!!!
Ryan: huh? no they aren't man.
Tim: Dude yes they are. You have a bad case of burger king hands.
Ryan: Go kill yourself
by Unanswered Prayer August 30, 2007
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hands in my pants

wanting a girl's pussy
i see him looking at me in a sexual way, he must want his hands in my pants
by Maldita Loca 69 January 16, 2017
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The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.
by dip July 19, 2004
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