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Wet Bessy

Sex act in which you and your partner are in a 69 position and one shits in the others mouth. After said shitty situation you proceed to have anal sex, then each give each other a wet willy and finish in the other ear.
Dudebro1: Dude I tried a Wet Bessy last night and it was so cool bro.
Dudebro2: Dude how was it bro?
Dudebro1: Dude the shit was legit frothy and the wet will my was so dope bro.
by just surviving October 11, 2019
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Too Wet To Plow

A book on farming.

Also a great joke about the vagina being so wet that the noise made while having intercourse is so loud that it may wake up neighbors. Thus it is too wet to plow.
Man that shit was too wet to plow last night!
by DroppingBOWS October 2, 2014
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Soppy Wet

That sandwich was soppy wet
by MimicArtz February 28, 2024
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Wet Toga

Straight guy : "Hey man you up for a wet toga?"

Gay guy: "What?"
by mickyknox69 June 10, 2018
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Wet-dreamer

Guys whose entire lives revolve around getting laid. These gents have no honest personality or interests and find no enjoyment in activities that don’t get them closer to chicks.
Most of the boys are heading camping this weekend but the wet-dreamers are refusing to leave uptown.
by Lickmytaint May 9, 2024
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Wet Unicorn

The Wet Unicorn, almost like the 69 position, one man back bends and the other man gets underneath the first man and licks his asshole while wrapping their arms around each other and stroking him off.
He wanted to the Wet Unicorn on my butthole.
by cxldFace27 March 12, 2023
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Wet

Zoe is bad and is wet and feels a special type of way
by Big sext November 11, 2020
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