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ATTENTION CUSTOMERS: I DID YOUR MOM 

Saying this at a grocery store or any store (e.g Farm Boy, Sobeyes, Walmart etc.)
The teenager somehow got to the intercom in Walmart and said, "ATTENTION CUSTOMERS: I DID YOUR MOM"
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noah's mom 

The mother of a friend or collegue who sells her sexual talents for money
I saw noahs my out on the corner, so i picked her up for some hot lovin'
noah's mom by kankaroo jock July 16, 2008

Stacey's mom 

Generally an oldish woman with excess body fat from having one too many kids. She generally doesn't appreciate kids singing that song, neither does her kid. Because quite frankly, and 40+ year old women who you wouldn't even want to see in a tank top, is not attractive. Unless you're into that kinda thing.
Stacey: Hi, my name's Stacey.
Person: Hey,like the song Stacey's Mom! Your mom's got it going on!
Stacey: No, not unless you like fat hags.
Stacey's mom by StaceyK September 28, 2008

your mom gay lol

This is a phrase that one must use given the situation that they have nothing better to say. It can be used out of randomness or used to save a conversation in an instant. If you are told this you should take no offense to this statement for the speaker is just trying to spice up the conversation.
*During passing period*
Kid1: Hey what’s good Mikey?
Kid2: Your Mom gay lol
*Kid2 shuffles away in an avian like fashion*
Kid1: me too
your mom gay lol by Fesho November 8, 2017
"dude, omg. my moms trying to increase taxes. i hate her!" or "that republican bitch. i hope she dies"
My Mom by crackersam April 27, 2003

your mom 

something retards say when they want to sound cool or funny, usually people thing they are mentally unstable or asian.
dude1: you suck balls
dude2: your mom sucks balls

dude1: whats wrong with you
dude2: your mom

dude1: i fucked my girlfriend last night
dude2: i fucked your mom last night
your mom by stevo_92 April 25, 2006