dickballs moment

when you realize you fibbled the bag.

Friend: "Bro what happened I thought you guys were dating."
Me: "On god a dickballs moment."

by superbigpenis9000 May 11, 2022

Teachable moment

I mean, you're just saying it because I said it

Hym "No. No fuck-face. I saw a teachable moment. AND WHAT DID WE LEARN? Because I don't know. I'm not the lesson learner here. You sure as hell didn't learn to tell the truth. THAT'S THE LESSON! Lie your ass off... And withhold the truth... So you can pretend to be better then the guy to whom you are lying... That's it. I think we found it."

by Hym Iam May 19, 2024

Jed Moment

A phenomenon in which a whimsical or anomalous event consisting of an awkward silence or facepalm followed by stating "Jed Moment"

"Why does he smell like a bingus?"
"Jed moment"

by Beaj the man June 30, 2024

delicate moment

A nicer way of saying you made a dumbass mistake.

Poor Jessica, she had another delicate moment today at work.

by JessicaRocquette May 13, 2016

Shrimpster Moment

The moment when something happens out of nowhere and you question why.

My power went out.... this is a real Shrimpster moment.

by Joemama10000 March 9, 2023

Dakota moment

When you rage so hard that you throw 2 chairs at people in class.

Jodie: WATCH OUT SHES HAVING A DAKOTA MOMENT!!!!

by Whatsaymyusername September 8, 2022

Bang-bang moment

A moment that causes you to react instinctively. It's not about guns or shooting, it's about reacting to a situation with a quick response. A term often used to describe quick movements in sports. fight or flight, instinct, react, reaction time, quick response

When my neighbor across the street yelled watchout, I immediately fell to the ground and covered my head. A tree limb had fallen in his yard, but I thought it was a drive-by. It was a bang-bang moment for me, I'm paranoid as heck.

by joecoolthefool October 3, 2016