Joe Bro

Short for a Jonas Brothers' faggot-ass band member or a male faggot-ass fan.

Person #1- "Dude you can't go wrong with Led Zeppelin."
Person #2- "I don't know, I'm sort of into hip-hop."
Faggot- "My favorite band of all time is the Jonas Brothers!"
Person #1- "Dude, what a fucking Joe Bro."
Person #2 shoots Faggot in the face.

by AtomicHerpes December 21, 2009

Get at me bro

An alternative to hmu, or hit me up. Not to be confused with "come at me bro."

Girl at bar: Get at me bro
Guy: Ok, what's your number?

by TheWordSmith24 August 6, 2011

Lax Bro

Guys who are over-obsessed with lacrosse and that is the only thing they will talk about

Lax Bro: Dude let's go lax.
Everyone Else: Shut the fuck up, you're not cool and your annoying.

by you are annoying May 17, 2010

Lax-Bro

Guys who play Lacrosse. Tend to have longer hair, and all around douchebag personality. Usually has an egotistical personality and always out to prove lacrosse is the best sport ever. Most have gay sex in the showers and are always thinking about themselves. They think they are totally bro and everything they do is so bro, yet everything they do is gay. Always trying to keep chiseled abs because it makes their dicks look bigger then the real 4 inches. Notable exceptions to this description tend to be people named Jeremy and Tomas. Some like Brians' and Pats' tend to slip in and out of these personality traits. The worse of the Lax-Bro bunch is anyone named Mason. Though the root of every Lax-Bro's gayness comes from them having sex with a girl and either getting Herpes or Crabs. Second worse type of person next to a Guido.

Regular Person #1: Dude, that guys is such a fucking Dick.

Regular Person #2: Haven't you heard, He's a Lax-Bro.

Regular Person#1: Ohhh, makes sense.

Regular Person #2: Just don't shake his hand he probably has Herpes.

by Kurtis Veritas Aequitas April 22, 2011

Cool Story, Bro

What a douchebag says when (s)he wants to completely disregard a separate party's important and/or drawn-out speech. Contains a similar connotation to "tl;dr" but with an elevated amount of douchefaggottry.

Guy#1: Alright, look. I brought you here to talk about Jess. She keeps telling me that you've been sending her inappropriate texts and aggressively grabbing her ass in the hallway. I know we're friends, but seriously, the two of us are in a relationship. Back off. Respect both of us and give her some space and I won't have to come at you.
Guy#2: cool story, bro
Guy#1: You know what? Fuck you.

by Implying713 July 18, 2011

lax bro

a guy who thinks they are so chill, wears pastels, has homosexual hair flow, wears khaki or plaid shorts, usually polos, and bro hats like truckers or any beaten up hat with many rips.

they are usually very cocky, love beer, can't fight, and are just all around homosexuals

they usually go to a stupid boarding school and play for their schools team. they occasionally come back to where they grew up to see their old friends who are very low on the bro scale, which can be a problem.

lax bro 1: bro lets have a lax sesh!

lax bro 2: yea dude i just bought 3 dildos so we should have enough this time!

by twiaf June 13, 2009

cool story bro

An appropriate response to a story that is not believable without proof and no proof was provided.

Somewhat like Pics or it didn't happen.

Person A: I just got 15 headshots in a row when spraying with an M249 in Counter Strike Source without hacks!
Person B: Got a replay for this?
Person A: No, but I swear it happened!
Person B: cool story bro.

by gd1 December 1, 2009