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Urban Dictionary Logic 101 

Urban Dictionary Logic 101

Definition

Will Allow derogatory words such as "cunt" but not ShittingTittieFuck Or shitface and it doesn't seem right.
That is fucking stupid.

But it is Urban dictionary logic 101 and it is how it is.

Urban Dictionary Bullies

Someone who goes on the Urban Dictionary, just so they can target and bully random kids because they are salty as 🅷🅴🅲🅲
Hey let's go vote on the Urban Dictionary!
Sure!
Man there sure are a lot of Urban Dictionary Bullies!

Urban Dictionary Writer 

A person who writes definitions, just like the one you're currently reading.
Urban Dictionary Writer's such as myself do this for fun!

Urban Dictionary Try-Hard 

A person who has nothing better to do than to continuously attempt to create funny definitions at Urban Dictionary all day but failing due to their own overzealous efforts.

Mostly teenagers but not exclusively, these people will begin to suffer from withdrawal symptoms similar to a drug addict's if they do not get their share of thumbs-up but in their pathetic desperation to attain acceptance, they fail and are further exiled from society.

This also includes the thumbs-down trolls, as their need to try and belittle other people's definitions, no matter how accurate, is the result of their own failure at Urban Dictionary and at life, which to them are apparently one in the same.
Toolbox = "I'm going to thumbs-down this bitch's definition."

Human = "Why?"

Toolbox = "Because they thumbs-down'd my fucking shit when it's flawless. Read it."

*Reads an essay's worth of words for a single definition filled with retarded grammatical errors, overuse of shitty internet memes, dumb inside jokes and a lack of humor*

Human = "Well, I found the reason why, dude. You're a UDTH (Urban Dictionary Try-Hard)."
Urban Dictionary Try-Hard by WsLp137 November 26, 2011

Urban Dictionary Downer 

A retard who's born with a few extra chromosomes and, as a result of this, feels obligated to vote down on every UD definition he comes across just because he feels like it.
Person A - Hey, why's that spaz voting down on that UD definition for crack? It's a perfect definition man!

Person B - Oh him? Yeah, he's just an Urban Dictionary Downer.

Urban Dictionary Reject 

A person who incessantly tries to get published by Urban Dictionary but he's not a word wizard like me so the editors always deny his words.
That guy is an urban dictionary reject, he should stick with his day job.