Rule

Yeah, she (my mother) took that one and ran to that bank with it didn't she? Bet you're enjoying that aren't you, ya smug, pretentious, clown?

Hym "I how up to work and everyone I see knows who I am and what I'm about. You can't shame me, fraud. That's some female shit. The sexual differentiation isn't looking all that substantial right now..."

Iam "Hey, that's actually a pretty apt description of what's happening! About the peace thing I mean...

Hym "I don't care! And that Exodus 90 shit is some cult shit! Super cult shit! This bitch Mikaila isn't IN the cult. She IS the cult! She's like the Smallville girl! That's how they work, man. They lure you to their jungle compound. Everything seems chill at first but then they start shaving your head. Uh oh! You're the chosen one. And now you're chained up in the 'room of ethereal healing' and Mikhaila is pouring candle wax on your chest. You wake up the next morning and BOOM! you're in a wickerman. There are bees everywhere. They light the statue on fire."

Iam *sigh* "The rule..."

Hym "Ah, yes. And that's what conservatives are known for... 'being likeable.' I would say conservative parenting has an inverse correlation with rearing kids who adopt this conservative ideology. Every devote atheist, every lispy queer, they all seem to have the same backstory. Conservative religious parents. You know the one. I'm just speculating (mind you). Looks like another example of conservatives creating their own problems. And when I spoke about the narcissistic machiavellians I talking about the parent types."

by Hym Iam December 22, 2022

Rule 1969

For every cool thing in pop culture, there is a lesser, worse Christian version of it.

In the '80s, two of the most popular heavy metal groups were Black Sabbath and Judas Priest. At the same time Whitecross and Stryper were two Christian bands who were watered down, worse versions of heavy metal hereby confirming Rule 1969.

by bvb1123 February 15, 2025

Rule 181

It makes rule 171 do nothing and can never be countered by anything else

I invoke rule 181.

by Trashcan 6 May 5, 2022

Rule 010

If there is an academic subject that has a utilitarian use in Computer Science, the corresponding free online bootcamp must exist.

Computer Scientist: I would be paid double if I knew Statistics! I wish I had learned about it in College
Other Computer Scientist: Try Rule 010.

by goodgamemydudes May 18, 2022

lead rule

The negative outcome of the Golden Rule.

You treat me like shit and I will do the same, no questions asked.

Karen decided to take her Kareness out on me, so I gave her a taste of the Lead Rule.

by slangctionary November 8, 2021

Rule 34

The 34th rule of the internet: If it exists there’s porn of it. “If there’s not, start uploading!”

1: Yo do you know if there’s any ____ porn?
2: yeah, it’s on Rule 34.

by already in use by s0me0ne else June 22, 2022

Rule 10

Rule 10 refers to 'Rule 10' in the Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Ireland server, stating
"Rule 10, No Violent or Self-Harm Speech.

We strictly prohibit any form of violent or self-harm speech directed towards others. This includes advocating violence, using hateful language, violent abbreviations, or making threats. Any such speech will result in immediate action. Let's foster a respectful and welcoming environment for all members."

As a means to avoid time-out, 'Rule 10' is used as a substitute to the word 'kill' in the phrases 'kill yourself' or 'i am going to kill myself'.

I'm going to Rule 10 myself if you lose to Pascal

by ZARDKINGMEGACHAD September 2, 2023