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CYCLOMEDIA KINETIC SLAPS

COMPLETE ROULETTE CIRCLE effect on EVERYONE EVERYDAY.

Accordingly derived out of MALAYSIA IN KUALA LUMPUR as two brilliant people ACTUARIES named the first stepped down MARCH 31, 2022 DAT0 'SRI HASSAN M0HAMED KAMIL where we both attended UNIVERSITY OF IOWA IOWA CITY, IA where we both received degrees in ACTUARIAL SCIENCE and he is an FSA who has been and I have, "WHOSE ALAN I WALDMAN " , he says and none other than ANAL ALAN and we all three ACTUARIES as I am based on a CONTRACT IM MENLO PARK and N0R AZMAN ZAINAL.
In LIFE if you read the newspaper it is guarranteed you will get CYCLOMEDIA KINETIC SLAPS because you are looking for 369 REASONS why the game ROULETTE is played 0...36 = 666 COMPLETE ROULETTE CIRCLE effect on EVERYONE EVERYDAY.

Accordingly derived out of MALAYSIA IN KUALA LUMPUR as two brilliant people ACTUARIES named the first stepped down MARCH 31, 2022 DAT0 'SRI HASSAN M0HAMED KAMIL where we both attended UNIVERSITY OF IOWA IOWA CITY, IA where we both received degrees in ACTUARIAL SCIENCE and he is an FSA who has been and I have, "WHOSE ALAN I WALDMAN " , he says and none other than ANAL ALAN and we all three ACTUARIES as I am based on a CONTRACT IM MENLO PARK and N0R AZMAN ZAINAL. now in some places, 0,00,000.
by MAJOR OCCURRENCE August 2, 2022
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Slap

A popular Twitter user who makes relatable tweets
"Have you seen the new slap tweet."
"Yeah it was fire"
by anonymous July 12, 2022
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poop slap bet

A pact that is made by firmly grasping the hand of another with a solid dollop of feces between the palms. After the handshake, whomever loses the bet gets slapped with a similarly smeared shitty hand.
"Bro, I bet you can't stick this pencil all the way into your dick hole."
"....Wanna make it a poop slap bet?"
"You bet your shitty hands I do"
by matfremay2015 December 8, 2018
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Cherenkov Slap

Physical intercourse act where the male repeatedly penetrates the female with such vigor that the female's vaginal secretions luminesce in the blue portion of the spectrum. In other words, bro pumps that shit so hard, she glows blue.
My man Pavel was pounding that pussy so hard, her gave that thot the Cherenkov Slap!

Like a fuckin rave in there, blue strobe light going off, man's face contorting, her screams and that ass slap sounding like some sick house music.
by PavelPussyPounder October 19, 2023
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chicken slapped hussy

a hooker,prostitute or just straight up ho who has been slapped so many times by her pimp or vagina manager that she one has no side teeth left just front ones in the shape of a beak giving her the appearance of a chicken
check out the beak on that chicken slapped hussy she must never listen to her chicken slapper
by ducky d September 22, 2012
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Slap

S.L.A.P = Sounds Like A Plan, abbreviation for commonly used phrase to say you’re down for an event
1: Hey bro wanna go out for some drinks?

2: Slap bro!

(Sounds like a plan bro!)
by Fat Mambah October 30, 2019
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SLAP

Traditionally used for hitting someone on the face with your palm but in the texting world it abbreviates to 'Sounds Like A Plan'
Often used sarcastically for plans you would not want to be a part of or something unrealistic.
-What are you doing this weekend?
-Climbing Mount Everest
-SLAP
by gradgrad June 12, 2019
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