Surprise? Jesus!

Waking up to active morning sex to find someone you would not have chosen to have sex with had you been sober.

After a long night at the club, I woke to morning sex, saw them and said “Surprise? Jesus!”

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Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?!

A response to someone who is/was doing an action that is morally wrong, such as murder.

Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?! You just killed the man!

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Why did you search this? Anyways, off-topic, Changed is a good, challenging furry puzzle game
Now the definition
Idk

man: Yo, that's the black man who died and came back to life cuz of jesus!
...what

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what peter parker calls bucky barnes because of his long hair

tony stark: meet bucky and steve in the training room in ten minutes.

peter: oh god, mr. jesus is going to kill me.

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