An extreme case of Turtle Head, in which the victim is forced to take sliding baby steps and clench their butt cheeks in order to avoid a full on pant's crapping episode.
You suddenly realize you have turtle head. You leave your desk and take several steps towards the restroom only to experience the second stage of Turtle Head called, "Walking Tortoise Head". You clench your butt cheeks together and make baby steps praying for the strength and the luck to make it to the toilet in time to release this angry monster.
by Caedis T Yo May 7, 2011
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"I'm gonna commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head in a week but I don't care, Donald trump is a lizard person.
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by RanCorX2 October 19, 2006
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"Lauren, what do you think about that guy over there?"
"Girl, he has an unbelievable body, but look at his face. He clearly has bag over head syndrome.
"Girl, he has an unbelievable body, but look at his face. He clearly has bag over head syndrome.
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by hiphopper1130 December 31, 2011
Get the on my head mug.A fairly relaxed person, just sticks to pot, isn't gonna get into some hardcore stuff (druggie or junkie). People generally are okay with pot heads, they don't bother people as much, stoners bother people a little more, and druggies are so drugged up that they are assholes.
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