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hairy pubes

my hairy pubes is like a forest down there
by bumbbb August 7, 2021
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Hairy needles

Hairy needles is when your pubic hair gets caught in the foreskin of your penis causing your '3 millimeter defeater' to be in a state of uncomfortable cock torture.

Usually a sign that you should shave your pubes.
Homie1: Bro, is anyone coming, i need to sort out my 'hairy needles'

Homie2: your good feller, ill tell you if anyone's coming

Homie3: i hate 'hairy needles', its super uncomfortable.
by xXFurryNazi69420Xx October 28, 2021
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Happy ketchup pot

When your girlfriend is on her period but is in a good mood.
Wave: “Good morning happy ketchup pot”
Lee: “Good morning loml 😊”
by Lilli_Bit November 6, 2021
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Happybaiting

When the creators of miraculous ladybug make chat noir and Ladybug reveal their identities, just to unmake it in the last 2 goddamn minutes
Did you watch the latest miraculous episode? Another episode of happybaiting.

I swear to god if i see another episode that ends up being happybaiting, im gonna go take a shower with a toaster.
by teseteetee November 7, 2021
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Hairy Dick

A large penis made in southern Russia and is made into a special stew
A man: "I wish I could make some hairy dick stew"
by A man who likes Red Panda's November 14, 2021
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Happy

Ron is soooo funny that I’m so happy. Now let’s have sex.
by H2e November 17, 2021
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Hairy Harem day

things get hairy on hairy harem day January 22
grab the your partners tonight
Hairy Harem day (person one) welcome to the harem you live in a dungeon now and get new clothes every month
by among us sussy balls issaiah November 21, 2021
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