Meth Hands

When you’re getting scratched, but it feels like your skin is bubbling like you’re on meth.

Yo, she was scratching me, but I think she had meth hands.
Dude! She seriously has meth hands. My skin felt like it was boiling from smoking meth while she scratched me!

by Stranglemyer February 27, 2020

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Canadian Handshake

When one Canadian of either sex promptly greats another Canadian with a hey buddy , or hey guy and the widely acceptable hey friend. Followed by a fart if male or queef if female into the other Canadians face.

Did you see them two flapperheads down by the lake, I think they are about to do a Canadian Handshake.

by Gunnyfuy March 3, 2020

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Corona Handshake

Similar to the Elbump, but you touch both elbows at the same time, and say “Corona be gone” while in the motion

Jack: SAM!

Sam: JACK!
Jack: No Sam, gotta do corona handshake.
Sam: oh sorry my bad

Both: Corona be gone!

by SirBisket March 13, 2020

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Leprechaun handshake

When your wife or girlfriend gives you a hand job on St. Patrick’s Day.

Dude, I met this girl at a party last night and she gave me a leprechaun handshake!

by Rrosengurg12453 March 17, 2020

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Lars hands

"That feeling you get when Spaghetti falls out your pocket"

"oh man, The running pace at which you are currently showing is lacking in speed, amongst my point of view. At which fails to surpass a passive & obnoxious fellow such as myself"

"Lars hands"

by TubbyMacPhatPhuck June 5, 2020

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