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Pokey Douche

A person who kicks your Pokémon out of a gym immediately after you take the gym. Then proceeds to feed their Pokémon berries to prevent you from taking back the gym. This special kind of douche thinks the whole world revolves around them and their pokey greatness. Special gigantic versions of pokey douche skipped sharing in kindergarten and will never let your Pokémon stay in “their” gym for longer than a minute.
Wish I knew this pokey douche so I can tell them to fuck off!
by Jdc116799 January 27, 2022
mugGet the Pokey Douchemug.

Spazz Douche

Girl 1: What the hell happened to you? You were supposed to be at my house at 12.
Girl 2: Sorry, my cousin was being a Spazz Douche and lost the car keys.
by Shibbii_Baby January 8, 2012
mugGet the Spazz Douchemug.

Douche buggery

The improvised cleansing of one's anus with a store bought douche kit.
Me and my cousin was gettin shitdick often and the festerin became painful, what with the corn kernels, pepper seeds and all. So we invented in the douche buggery kit for the rectum and Bob's you Uncle! Buy one today and your dick pains will be behind you, or you cousin, rather..... Also introducing the Rectum Relief kit! *The aggressive buggering in this ad was done by professionals on a closed buggering course. Do not attempt... Introducing New Joe's Buggering cream!! One Dalope and all you Buggering issues will ..
by Bugmen September 1, 2018
mugGet the Douche buggerymug.

Douche Baggage

Douche Baggage- When someone has a good quality but also has one or more irredeemable traits that come along with them.
Randy has contributed so much to our hobby but he comes with a lot of douche baggage.
by Dingus dufus October 30, 2020
mugGet the Douche Baggagemug.

Douche Nozzle

A person who you don't really want to talk with or be around, but for whatever reason, you end up needing to.
"The only way I get to go to that party is if I 'm that Douche Nozzle's date!"
by TravCharJess January 22, 2017
mugGet the Douche Nozzlemug.

Stealth Douch

Verb; When a woman has a dirty cunt and refuses to clean it out, a man empties his blader and inserts a catheter, using it to fill his bladder with some nice fresh douch. Finaly, the man inserts his penis into the womans dirty cunt and pisses the douch into her vagina.
Man: *successfully stealth douches and whispers in her ear after she feels it filling her up* "You've been stealth douched"
by MonsterPickle69 May 27, 2024
mugGet the Stealth Douchmug.

Douche

Someone with a very false, ego-drive sense of self.
Look up finding my republican goddess as an example of a douche.
by Burgeranymous April 27, 2020
mugGet the Douchemug.

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