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Brand Baby

Someone who is obsessed with brands either from an early age or even as an adult
He always has the greatest brands, from and early age he became a brand baby.

Let me guess you have the latest phone and purse you such a typical Brand Baby.
by justybdj October 18, 2020
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Baby flumpty

A babby, he’s adorable.
Touch him or hurt him and your d e a d t o m e
by The aubergine man September 14, 2020
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mushroom baby

A child conceived through the act of intercourse, while engaged in a magical psilocybin adventure.
My gilt and I lost our egos together and did the heroes journey, 9 months later we had a mushroom baby.
by SCUM is my raver name! July 14, 2020
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body baby

"Are you into Heather Morris?"
"OMG yes! She's a total body baby."
by TheDefiningDefiner June 15, 2018
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Baby Bella

A common, derogatory nickname for people called Isabella. It is usually used to embarrass someone about things they did in the past. Synonymous with 'Babybel' the cheese.
"Have you heard? Baby Bella's being bullied by Athena again?"
by Anonymous cabbage April 13, 2021
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Baby Daddy

A hot guy you would want to be your the father of your child
by WhiteCats December 27, 2017
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Square Baby

A square baby is one that comes out so deformed that late term abortion is a mercy. Typically used when describing the side effects (such as Anencephaly) of toxic chemicals during pregnancy e.g., smoking cigarettes, DuPont poisoning the groundwater with C8 in the 40's, Norfolk Southern chemically nuking East Palestine, Ohio in 2023.

Benzene, one of the chemicals released into the atmosphere after February 3rd, 2023 at 8:54 p.m, when the eastbound Norfolk Southern Railway general merchandise freight train 32N derailed on main track 1, is on the Proposition 65 list because it is proven to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm such as miscarriages.
"Hey dad, what's a 'square baby'? At school today our D.A.R.E. officer told us if we did drugs while we were pregnant, we'll have a square baby and everyone laughed"
by 2xMVR February 15, 2023
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