by TheDefiningDefiner June 11, 2018
The act of duct taping life-like baby dolls to your body to serve as armor.
Note: Works best with female midget baby dolls as there are smaller "holes" in the armor.
Note: Works best with female midget baby dolls as there are smaller "holes" in the armor.
Joe: I have to go back for a second tour in Iraq. I hope the government has given us a fresh supply of baby body armor.
by fatassblackboy October 10, 2006
Post Baby Body Disorder, or what is more commonly known as PBBD, is what occurs when a hottie gets prego and doesn't hit the gym after birth.
"Dang man, what happened to Melissa?"
"I think she has Post Baby Body Disorder. Her son is like 2 years old and she still looks prego".
"I think she has Post Baby Body Disorder. Her son is like 2 years old and she still looks prego".
by DLishD October 28, 2010
yOU cAn UsE thIs wOrd As sElf dEfEncE.....
ExAmplE:
person 1: Im gonna punch you so hard lol
person 2: oh no
person 1: oh yes
person 2: why tho
person 1: BECAUSE YOU'RE HERE CLEO (h2o just add water fans will get that)
person 2: bruh
person 1: *attempts to punch, but is overthrown by a powerful sentence
person 2: Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃baby💃🏽do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃
person 1: *melts to dust while singing 🎵cUz Im nO OrdInArY gIrl🎶
I hope this helps:)
ExAmplE:
person 1: Im gonna punch you so hard lol
person 2: oh no
person 1: oh yes
person 2: why tho
person 1: BECAUSE YOU'RE HERE CLEO (h2o just add water fans will get that)
person 2: bruh
person 1: *attempts to punch, but is overthrown by a powerful sentence
person 2: Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃baby💃🏽do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃
person 1: *melts to dust while singing 🎵cUz Im nO OrdInArY gIrl🎶
I hope this helps:)
by Cleor Nor October 9, 2020
*Sigh*
The infamous copypasta that's been dubbed "Congapasta" originated from the user on Reddit "Albeert_s"
When he decided to slap some emojis onto the song "Conga" by "Gloria Estefan"
which then turned into this hellhole.
Although the original version of the copypasta included way more emojis then he one you see here. The original copypasta went like this:
"Come💃💎💫on😳✨🕺shake💃🥵😩🎶your🕺🔊‼️baby💃🤸 ♂️do🕺🍾🌟that⚡️💥💃conga👅🥴🕺know💃🤭🤟you🕺✨cant💃😳✋control🕺‼️🤡yourself✨💥💃any🕺🔊🥵longer💃⚡️✨🤸 ♂️💎🕺💃💥🤡😁🕺💃💫✨🕺💃"
But was changed by the user "dhdjdjfjfjfbfb" on Reddit to the version you see here
The infamous copypasta that's been dubbed "Congapasta" originated from the user on Reddit "Albeert_s"
When he decided to slap some emojis onto the song "Conga" by "Gloria Estefan"
which then turned into this hellhole.
Although the original version of the copypasta included way more emojis then he one you see here. The original copypasta went like this:
"Come💃💎💫on😳✨🕺shake💃🥵😩🎶your🕺🔊‼️baby💃🤸 ♂️do🕺🍾🌟that⚡️💥💃conga👅🥴🕺know💃🤭🤟you🕺✨cant💃😳✋control🕺‼️🤡yourself✨💥💃any🕺🔊🥵longer💃⚡️✨🤸 ♂️💎🕺💃💥🤡😁🕺💃💫✨🕺💃"
But was changed by the user "dhdjdjfjfjfbfb" on Reddit to the version you see here
As you see here Bob is looking for a youtube video, when he found a video titled:
Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃baby💃🏽do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃baby💃🏽do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃baby💃🏽do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃
He never felt so suicidal in his life.
Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃baby💃🏽do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃baby💃🏽do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃baby💃🏽do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺💃any🕺longer💃🕺💃🕺💃
He never felt so suicidal in his life.
by UhhhhhWav October 12, 2020
by Any Rain January 8, 2022
When you run your mouth all the time, spread fake information with no credible sources, and are body slammed for it.
My friend went to a BBQ he wasn't invited to refused to leave because he's a lying lunatic. He was thrown out like a Body Slammed Baby Back Bitch!
by ALC2017 May 25, 2017