Upside down spaceman

A helmet of some sort must be worn during the entire process, and the male must be upside down swinging from the ceiling on chains. To make the experience even better, other equipment may be used, such as knives and whips. Water can be used for additional lubrication.

Jack: We need to spice up our sex life.

Lisa: How about the Upside down spaceman? I heard about it from Joanna up the road.

by That bitch!! September 14, 2023

I love flying my spaceship thru the glaciers🛸

Alternate saying for total nigger death

Man I love flying my spaceship thru the glaciers🛸

by Spaceship Flyer🛸 January 12, 2025

Long-Range Spaceflight

The hypothetical, probably-not-happening-anytime-soon endeavor of sending humans to other stars, requiring generation ships, suspended animation, or a fundamental rewrite of physics. Long-range spaceflight means committing to a journey that will outlast you, your children, and probably your grandchildren, all so your distant descendants can step onto a world you'll never see. It's the ultimate act of faith in the future, or the ultimate way to avoid dealing with the present, depending on how you look at it. Also, someone has to figure out how to have babies in zero G, which is a research grant someone definitely applied for.

*Example: "He volunteered for a long-range spaceflight mission to a nearby star—200 years, generation ship, no return. When asked why, he said Earth was fine but he'd always wanted to see what was out there, even if 'seeing' meant his great-great-grandchildren would be the ones doing the seeing. His current family was less enthusiastic about being space colonists by descent."*

by Abzugal February 14, 2026

Short-Range Spaceflight

The art of leaving the planet just long enough to wave goodbye, then coming right back down—suborbital hops, tourist flights to the edge of space, and any mission where you can still see your house from the window. Short-range spaceflight is for people who want to be astronauts but also want to be home for dinner. It's the space equivalent of dipping your toe in the cosmic ocean before deciding the water's too cold and returning to the beach of Earth's atmosphere, slightly shaken but ready for the souvenir photo.

*Example: "He bought a ticket for short-range spaceflight on a billionaire's rocket—11 minutes of weightlessness, a view of the curve of Earth, and then back home in time for lunch. When asked if he felt like an astronaut, he said he felt like a very privileged tourist who had briefly escaped the gravity of his problems, which immediately resumed upon landing."*

by Abzugal February 14, 2026

Medium-Range Spaceflight

The serious business of leaving Earth orbit and going somewhere—the moon, Lagrange points, maybe Mars if we ever get our act together. Medium-range spaceflight requires weeks or months, real planning, and the willingness to be very far from help if something goes wrong. It's for people who are committed to space, not just sampling it, and who have accepted that they will miss several seasons of their favorite shows, possibly forever, depending on how the landing goes.

Example: "She trained for years for medium-range spaceflight—a six-month mission to a lunar station. She'd miss birthdays, holidays, and the entire run of whatever Netflix series dropped while she was gone. But she'd see Earth rise over the lunar horizon, which seemed like a fair trade, assuming the rocket didn't explode. Her mother was not convinced."

by Abzugal February 14, 2026

Theory of Spaces of Power of Knowledge

A critical framework for understanding that knowledge doesn't float free—it's always situated in physical and social spaces that shape its production, validation, and circulation. This theory asks: Who gets to sit in the rooms where knowledge is made? Whose voices are amplified by the architecture, the technology, the funding streams? What kinds of knowledge are architecturally impossible in these spaces? It reveals that the university seminar room, the corporate think tank, and the community center produce different truths not because they're looking at different realities, but because the spaces themselves are different knowledge-making machines.

Theory of Spaces of Power of Knowledge "Apply the Theory of Spaces of Power of Knowledge to your literature seminar: why are we reading these authors in this room, with this furniture, in this language, at this time of day? Every answer reveals another layer of whose knowledge gets to be here."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 22, 2026

Theory of the Spaces of Power

A critical framework for understanding how power operates through physical and social spaces. Who gets to occupy which spaces? Who's excluded? How do architecture, urban planning, and institutional design enforce hierarchy and control? The Theory of the Spaces of Power reveals that space is never neutral—it's always already political, always already arranged to advantage some and disadvantage others. From the panopticon to the open office plan, from redlined neighborhoods to gated communities, space is power made visible.

Theory of the Spaces of Power "Why is the CEO's office on the top floor with windows, while workers are in cubicles with fluorescent lights? Theory of the Spaces of Power: space isn't just space—it's hierarchy made concrete. Every building is a political statement about who matters and who doesn't."

by Dumu The Void February 24, 2026