Penis Brigade

1.A mob of gay dudes that go around straight bashing heterosexual men.

2.A witch hunt for straightys by lgbt people who are heterophobic.

The penis brigade beat up stan because he said there are only two genders.

by Gay4Ghosts July 2, 2018

penis wobble

When you're about to nutt but then your dick shrinks down to the Donald-Trump-sized nub of a cock that it originally was and it's so wobbly that you can't enjoy it and your partner becomes very pissy with you.

Garry: "Oh for fuck's sake! I've got that penis wobble again!"
Marry: "Goddammit! It was just getting good! Quick! Go get the Viagra!"

by SidedVirus Verbage July 6, 2018

Penis game

The penis game is a game you can play in class or public. The objective of the game is to see who can say penis the loudest. The loser has to masturbate

Ayo John lets play the penis game

by Yeetygirly January 27, 2019

julians penis

Big juicy slong dong that fucked your mom

Julians penis is a pimp who fucks bitches

by Jakes massive dong April 11, 2019

penis demon

Demons that come out your penis and stick to people you like. Mine stuck to my mum wonder how that got there. ;)

Watch out for those penis demons they got all over my teacher somehow ;)

by Roshi 4 life May 18, 2019

push penis

Having a so much of a gunt that one must push to find the penis

That guy has a push penis

by Yoda dog December 20, 2017

penis collidus

When two males walk past each other and their genitals touch

“Me and Todd just experienced penis collidus”

by Conn611144 October 26, 2017