Penis guitar

A penis that is typically found on people named Jontavious Q. Where when they jerk it makes melodies like a guitar.

I wish Toomp had a Penis guitar like Jontavious Q

Penis guitar by TOomp February 21, 2021

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penis gut

When your dog gets overweight and his penis sags a bit, some hypothesize that this might be due to age and gravity.

Damn Sonja, look at Dexter's penis gut, that dog needs to go for a walk but I'm too lazy.

penis gut by B-rad321 October 13, 2005

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old, nasty, corn like kernels of mold and diseases on the tip of a man's penis; gross, raucnhy penis

when we went to have sex, i pulled down his pants and he had penis corn!

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The sexual act of running a pizza cutter up and down, or around, an erect penis. If the pizza cutter is recently used, it feels better.

After enjoying a nice homemade pizza Sally decided to spice up the mood by giving Jim a penis pizza.

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A nasty attraction to a 6 foot muscle between a persons legs... Where there vagina is suppose to be!

Mother Mary is a ewie gross person... Cause she has a major penis fetish.

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in tha website utterpants the average penis size iz 10 inches. 8 inches is tha bare minimum u need 2 pleasure a modern day woman. OHH ITS TRUE!

"is it in yet?" "yer baby r u done", "wat i idnt kno we started" "aww dmn dats right im only 7 inches"

PENIS SIZE OH IT FUKN COUNTS

Penis Size by binga boy October 9, 2005

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The act in which you bite of somones nob

Penis Teeth by MCDOOGLEZ February 25, 2009

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