Nut shrubber

A person (possibly animals, too, such as squirrels) who finds sexual gratification from rubbing their face on a bristly nut sack.

Alvin, a true nut shrubber, turns down the Goldbond cream, even when his cheeks and chin are chaffed.

by Pusstache October 21, 2013

Nut Bunch

When a guy wears to tight of jeans, his nuts get all bunched up. The male version of a female camel toe.

Man, I love my new skinny jeans, but they give me nut bunch!!

by Floorguava August 27, 2012

nut mogul

When a person rubs there testicles over another persons six pack abs, like riding over moguls on skis.

That guy totally wants to nut mogul your abs.

by sieraccm January 3, 2012

Nukem Nut

One who is a dedicated, often obsessed fan of Duke Nukem.

Jim: Hey, you here the new Duke Nukem game is coming out soon?

Bob: You're kidding right? Who doesn't know that!? Duke is the man!! HAIL TO THE KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jim: Alright, chill you Nukem Nut.

by Danacious T March 17, 2011

Tell a Nut

Wait, nutella.

Tell a nut to go fuck itself.

by funnyman21224 June 27, 2011

nut muffin

When you send a muffin to your crush full of a mans special juice but then the crush eats it and it turns out it was your dad. So you go to complain to your hamster about your wife who is secretly you mom and your whole life is lie.

Man I could REALLY go for a nut muffin right now. MMMMMMMMMMM

by Yaboibigboidaddycev November 14, 2018

No No Nut November

A challenge which you can't masturbate (aka nut) from 1/11/20__ until next year's November.

It's the no nut november challenge only set on expert difficulty.

Nutter 1: Call me whatever you want, I will do the No No Nut November challenge.
Nutter 2: If you win this, I deserve to die.

by GrekMon November 16, 2018