Cop Infested Waters

An area with a high police presence.

Don’t drink and drive if you’re going downtown, those are Cop Infested Waters.

by TBohnanza September 12, 2020

MLG Water Jump

to put water under it perfectly while hitting the ground in minecraft for not taking fall damage. İts one of the most useful and practical tactic in minecraft. briefly "mlg water".

"I can't MLG Water Jump with that lag!"

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Water Weasel

When a man, postmortem, usually as a result of heart failure, has fluid built up (edema) in the genitals that makes arterial embalming difficult.

Look at the water weasel on this guy. The hospital must have been pumpin' his ass full of fluids.

by Morty_the_Mortician September 16, 2020

Water

Slang term for GHB, a stimulant and a sedative. Great for hitting the gym or getting some ass.
Doses are usually measured by water bottle caps. A dab will do ya, but there's a fine line between the fun shit and getting scooped out.

Buddy hasn't moved, but I must be on that water.

by ohthatdude September 16, 2020

Water wedge

A golf club that has been tossed into a pond in an explosive temperamental tantrum.

Hey Big G could I use your water wedge for this shot Nick asked
Whats a water wedge? Replied Big G
That club you tossed into the pond the last time we played!! Said Nick

by Kid_nic September 17, 2020

targeted watering

The art of peeing on the same patch of lawn each night, diligently making sure all surrounding neighbors can see.

"I'm just going to do some targeted watering of that new spring bush"

by Married2aScott September 18, 2020

Guatemalan Watering Hole

When a significant other sticks there entire face and head into there partners asshole

Yeah Morgan gave me that good Guatemalan Watering Hole...

by JUJUTG October 20, 2020