by xtc_jag May 2, 2024

The awkward moment between friends, when one, particularly keen on ice skating, is promised an opportunity to participate in this recreational sport with other friend(s) but then at the last minute said "friend" refuses to participate leaving the other on an ice-prairie of not having anyone to skate with.
Furious hand gestures are then made, mimicking pirouetting motion and fist shaking in rage.
Furious hand gestures are then made, mimicking pirouetting motion and fist shaking in rage.
"Hey Jude, do you fancy going ice skating, on the new Christmas rink in town?"
"Yeah, I promise you we'll go next week"
"Sweeeeeet"
*Next Week*
"Lets go to the ice rink then!"
"Nah, it's too cold"
****AWKWARD ICE-SKATE****
"Yeah, I promise you we'll go next week"
"Sweeeeeet"
*Next Week*
"Lets go to the ice rink then!"
"Nah, it's too cold"
****AWKWARD ICE-SKATE****
by BrokenHeartedBoy December 1, 2010

Deirdre is a clever superhuman. Dee is a lost and weird wonder that cannot be cloned and cannot be substituted by anything in nature, except for cinnamon buns. Because, cinnamon buns Rock On forever! I have no idea what it takes to be something so delicious, because I'm no Dee and I am grateful to have met her.
by Ry_nwater January 20, 2024

Purple Ice got a Big purple pp and the crazy part it's not any ordinary pp
Many people theorized that 💜 pp is thanos's son
But no!! He is thanos himself
Ik it's the biggest anime plot twist in history
Bigger plot twist than anything Mideach got
Idgaf what you say but 💜 Pp is a better than Eminem and Juice
Many people theorized that 💜 pp is thanos's son
But no!! He is thanos himself
Ik it's the biggest anime plot twist in history
Bigger plot twist than anything Mideach got
Idgaf what you say but 💜 Pp is a better than Eminem and Juice
Oh hey look it's Purple Ice
Prolly came back from packing Jahmal and his hoes ( which doesn't even exist to begin with )
Fodderomo's creation of all things is ass, 💜 pp is the original shit
Prolly came back from packing Jahmal and his hoes ( which doesn't even exist to begin with )
Fodderomo's creation of all things is ass, 💜 pp is the original shit
by HakaishinFangirl January 17, 2022

Someone who believes in the heart of cards in every computer game but in the end always intentionally feeds.
Especially know from league of legends game play. So, better leave when you are in queue with an ice melon.
Especially know from league of legends game play. So, better leave when you are in queue with an ice melon.
by CircaTheImprecise October 11, 2020

by corporate barbie June 18, 2024

It’s a snowball, except with a luge. And there’s extra stuff in it.
A woman who is lactating gives a blowjob to a man, while he is squeezing her nipples so the milk runs down her stomach. After he cums in her mouth, she spits it out onto her stomach. Then he laps up everything, going from tits to pussy, and eats her out.
A woman who is lactating gives a blowjob to a man, while he is squeezing her nipples so the milk runs down her stomach. After he cums in her mouth, she spits it out onto her stomach. Then he laps up everything, going from tits to pussy, and eats her out.
by FFislyfe \m/ August 27, 2023
