When an inexperienced outdoorsman or homeowner attempts to light a bonfire, using improper technique combined with wet wood, resulting in a smoky, smouldering plume that smokes out the whole area so all the neighbours can see and smell it.
Often takes several attempts occasionally using lighter fluid, gasoline or other flammable substances to achieve proper combustion and still required to throw cardboard and / or mixed recycling on top after the fact in order to keep it going. Will periodically fan with a large Tupperware or garbage can lid in order to sustain the fire. It’s about a 20 minute process.
Often takes several attempts occasionally using lighter fluid, gasoline or other flammable substances to achieve proper combustion and still required to throw cardboard and / or mixed recycling on top after the fact in order to keep it going. Will periodically fan with a large Tupperware or garbage can lid in order to sustain the fire. It’s about a 20 minute process.
Craig’s been working at that fire for 20 minutes now has done nothing but give off smoke signals…
There’s hardly any flame but I can see the smoke from across the lake, must be a white man’s fire.
There’s hardly any flame but I can see the smoke from across the lake, must be a white man’s fire.
by Definerofdefinitions October 3, 2023
Get the White man’s fire mug.Imagine a dump truck on fire. The garbage in the truck is, whether by accident or on purpose, on fire. The fire can be put out but not until the driver stops. Now imagine they won't stop the truck. In use, it describes a failure in leadership to address a serious problem within an organization, because to do so would mean haulting usual operation.
"The fact that our factory keeps producing vibrators with standard hardware, despite the blue prints calling for metric, is a real Dump Truck Fire!"
by Darwinsdragon April 3, 2024
Get the Dump Truck Fire mug.When you just finished pooping but there is no toilet paper so you go back and fourth between wiping with your hand and washing your hands.
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Get the chocolate fire drill mug.water on the hill area confirmed rain in the face rock on the ground wind from the landscape air detected shadows from the grave
Lobotomy 1: FIRE IN THE HOLE
Guy 1: WATER ON THE HILL
Lobotomy 2: ROCK ON THE GROUND
XD this is used in Geometry Dash 2.2
Guy 1: WATER ON THE HILL
Lobotomy 2: ROCK ON THE GROUND
XD this is used in Geometry Dash 2.2
by Dat gyatt tho April 15, 2024
Get the FIRE IN THE HOLE mug.Fire Tuesday is the one day of week that you wait until dark to burn everything you can in the garden.
It is only acceptable to burn on a Tuesday under the cover of darkness. If you fail to follow the fire Tuesday code of conduct you run the risk of angry neighbours.
It is only acceptable to burn on a Tuesday under the cover of darkness. If you fail to follow the fire Tuesday code of conduct you run the risk of angry neighbours.
by David David's son April 16, 2024
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Get the Trumpster Fire mug.Hym "Shots fired! Destiny shouldn't be talking shit about anybody though. He looks like he decided to dress up like lil dickie for Halloween and just never stopped. He looks like he stole his goatee from the set of breaking bad. He's one round of chemo away from being the danger. Where is your ex Destiny? Her little ass is TOO fine! Where is she?
by Hym Iam April 20, 2024
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