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bill gates raped my cat 

What you scream when your Xbox 360 gets the Red Ring Of Death thus rendering it useless as anything but a paperweight.

Actually its a phrase I started saying after my 2nd, yes my second fucking Xbox 360 flopped due to the RROD. I got the idea from one of those Myspace bullitens that said something about not sending it to 10 ppl will result in the ghost of a dead girl appearing and raping your cat or somthing.
On my way to exchange my xbox i thought to myself, I bet Bill Gates was waiting for me to leave so he could sneak in and rape my cat.
Thus was born my new phrase whe ppl ask me what I think of the RROD, I say 2 them, "I had it twice, It was just an excuse for BG to rape my cat."
{Dude sitting there playing 360}
{360 goes into Red Ring Of Death Mode}
Dude: Shit! My 360 froze and I got the RROD!
{While dude takes 360 back to store for warranty Bill Gates shows up and rapes his cat.}
{Dude jokes to guy at Gamestop about Bill Gates raping his cat.}
{Gude gets back home and realizes that it did in fact
happen}
Dude: DAMNIT, BILL GATES RAPED MY CAT! OH THE HORROR!
bill gates raped my cat by Russ Bus November 29, 2007
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a deadly smelling vagina that clouds its scent within a 5 foot radius which causes you to think you're near a Red Lobster dumpster. medical attention is highly reccommended.
"I couldn't go around Linda today at cheerleading practice today, she's got a hot cat."
hot cat by JennaTalia October 27, 2008

Crazy Cat Lady Syndrome 

what someone has when they can't seem to get a date or action or anything. its like forever alone, except you get cats.
Hey, you should go talk to him, see if he likes you.

Nah, ill just stay here, I've been diagnosed with Crazy Cat Lady Syndrome so it won't work out anyway.
Slang for the woman's vagina (or pussy)
Made popular by Sir Mix-A-Lot's song "Sprung on the Cat"
"Dont pet the cat if you just met the cat. If you're sprung on the cat, you might as well eat it."
the cat by Ratchel the Dinosaur August 18, 2009

Nyan Cat 

1. The popular .gif
2. The popular song
3. The popular website that counts how long you've been "nyaning"
I went on nyan.cat and I've nyaned 6000 seconds

Nyan Cat is the best .gif in the world!
Nyan Cat by bamsauce June 1, 2011

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

The correct sentence is 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'.
'The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog' is wrong, there is no 's'.