1.When a male/female dedicates all their time for their crush just to get ghosted or friendzoned
2.When a bestfriend replaces group plans with plans that involve their gf/bf or with a "special" person that you think likes you back but in reality doesn't and ends up friendzoning you or ghosting you.
2.When a bestfriend replaces group plans with plans that involve their gf/bf or with a "special" person that you think likes you back but in reality doesn't and ends up friendzoning you or ghosting you.
"bro quit being a simp and hangout with the bros instead"
dude you're a simp if you think she likes you
Bro 1: dude i rlly like this girl and i drop hints and all but i dont think shes catching them.
Bro 2: omg quit being a simp, smoke this blunt and quit chasin.
dude you're a simp if you think she likes you
Bro 1: dude i rlly like this girl and i drop hints and all but i dont think shes catching them.
Bro 2: omg quit being a simp, smoke this blunt and quit chasin.
by Sir Sabby I January 11, 2020
Get the Simpmug. The main distinguishing feature of any simp is that they have empathy only towards the opposite sex (one-sided).
Consequently they tend to: be in favor (or pro-) opposite sex, interpret everything in the opposite sex's favor; xenophobically hate their own sex (all penis holders are evil by default, half of the time other simps are exempt from this) with or without hating themselves for being of that sex; more often than not be submissive to the opposite sex, place the opposite sex on a pedestal.
They can have any personality, body, appearance, smv, success, money..; consequently the more of these things they possess the more "authority fallacy" may be exerted in support of this bias.
Consequently they tend to: be in favor (or pro-) opposite sex, interpret everything in the opposite sex's favor; xenophobically hate their own sex (all penis holders are evil by default, half of the time other simps are exempt from this) with or without hating themselves for being of that sex; more often than not be submissive to the opposite sex, place the opposite sex on a pedestal.
They can have any personality, body, appearance, smv, success, money..; consequently the more of these things they possess the more "authority fallacy" may be exerted in support of this bias.
What a simp!
by veinsofgold October 5, 2020
Get the simpmug. Someone who is basic as fuck ...in other terms there is either a shared personality or no personality to be found at all.
by Patty Pendergast April 23, 2020
Get the simpmug. A man who puts a woman before their friends, even though the woman doesn't give a shit about him.
This word is also used by butthurt 10 year olds whenever they see a couple together and see a man being respectful towards a woman, even if the woman respects him back. That definition of the word is wrong.
If you're gonna use a word, use it right.
This word is also used by butthurt 10 year olds whenever they see a couple together and see a man being respectful towards a woman, even if the woman respects him back. That definition of the word is wrong.
If you're gonna use a word, use it right.
by shutupkaren May 6, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A guy who is overly nice to a girl in hopes of getting her. (Also includes thinking a girl is into you Bc you she gives you the slightest bit of attention)
by Youngnikkiwiththecblikki July 15, 2019
Get the Simpmug. Marc Warren. A Spanish guy who simps over every girl on planet earth. Simps always drive black rav 4’s and play tennis. They use tennis as a personality, when they actually suck at the sport
by yobro2fly November 16, 2021
Get the Simpmug. A simp is someone who uses chivalry in hopes of receiving sexual gratification, etc etc. commonly associated with the names:Jon(athan) Eugene Scott, Maus on, Alexander Goins, Tristan Greg(soralong), and Zander.
by Ttijhgyjvfddkijff December 31, 2019
Get the Simpmug.