Old person racist

When somone is a slight bit racist but its just because they're old, and your gonna have to put up with that

"Yeah my grandpa's just a bit racist"
"Like racist racist or old person racist?"
Grandpa:"This place was alright before all the pakis came here"

by Gallackflankton December 12, 2025

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The Old Peculiar

When your partner is crowning a poop, and you ejaculate on the turtle's head. The receiver then proceeds to suck the poop back in.

The receding of the decorated poop is imperative to this act, as without it, you're just cumming on poo.

I gave my mrs the old peculiar last night. I'm glad she sucked it back in, otherwise I'd have just cum on poo.

by EarthlyWormhole December 14, 2025

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Old gays

An old outdated photo of a Tran

I love old gays

by Rocheman4280 December 21, 2025

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Old Man Murray Test

The Old Man Murray test is a somewhat tongue in cheek way of judging how good a video game is. The test is to time how long it takes to spot a wooden crate anywhere in the game. The idea being, the less effort a studio puts into a game’s graphics and area design, the more likely they are to use wooden crates as decorations just to fill up space. Named after its creator, a hilariously sarcastic video game critic who lived in Austin during the 90s named Old Man Murray.

Various games and their scores on the Old Man Murray Test
Pokémon Legends ZA: 2 minutes
Final Fantasy VII: 7 minutes
Minecraft: There are no crates in the entire game
TF2: 5 to 30 seconds, depending which map you play first
Ocarina of Time: 30 minutes

Earthbound: 2 hours

by Shepherd Guy December 27, 2025

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