Milking

The first pillar/step of Farming. Milking is the act of edging for a week straight, then at the end of the week, drinking mass amounts of water and milking it into a milk jug. This step is completed after filling up and entire jug of milk

Bro I just started the Farming method!
What step are you on?
I'm almost done milking!

by Zack Thompson July 13, 2024

hot milk

an animation meme that later on became a omni man meme. what an evolution.

2017 hot milk: animation meme
2021 hot milk: omni man meme

by dagr8estgamer/rick animation March 8, 2022

Spilt Milk

Some bitch who makes puzzles alot and then plays with her cat (the cat is racist!) a shit ton.

OH MY GOD I JUST SPILT MILK EVERYWHERE

WHY DID YOU WORD IT LIKE THAT EW GET IT OFF ME

by nothannaaahagain(itisntme) July 10, 2022

Mississippi Milk Run

Having sex with multiple women in different towns consecutively in the state of Mississippi. Usually within a 24 hour stretch.

Hey Chaz, I just did the Mississippi milk run. You should of seen the chick from Tuscaloosa.

by Big Daddy 420/69 April 9, 2023

milking my creature

The art of mindlessly masturbating when you could be doing something more productive.

Did you see the big game last night?
No, I was at home milking my creature.

by RAAAGHderekRAAAGH November 30, 2023

Darigold Milk Challenge

When a person consumes five 16 oz bottles of chocolate milks in a minute without aid or throwing up. If one throws up, then they have to start over.

Mike: "I bet you I could do the Darigold Milk Challenge."
Daryl: "Ok, prove it. I'll count for you."
Mike: "Ok, here goes." *chugs*
Daryl: 1
Mike: *chugs*
Daryl: 2
Mike: *chugs another*
Daryl: 3 in 30 seconds.
Mike: I'm gonna puke, *chugs...*
Daryl: 4, keep going!! 1 more
Mike: *barfs up all the chocolate milk*
Daryl: Bro cmon, not on my counter, that's where we eat. Now you have to start over and clean it up.

by Anarchist666 May 22, 2013

Tear milking

Making yourself cry to relieve your body of excess emotions.

Person 1: I just sat and watched the most emotional Grey's Anatomy scenes.
Person 2: Dude, you're tear milking.
Person 1: Well I feel better now.

by Mads 🤙 July 7, 2020