Wet Kazoo

A Wet Kazoo is what you call someone when a person is lazy or bringing down the vibes.
Overall just a Debbie Downer.

Tom: Hey Jack, what are you doing?
Tom: Oh, of course he's sleeping. Man he's such a Wet Kazoo!

by ⬆⬆⬇⬇⬅➡⬅➡🅱🅰- July 24, 2024

Wet Vacuum

A blow job so sloppy and intense that it leaves you a quivering mess, and just when you think it’s over, she keeps sucking until she’s drained your soul out of your dick and cleaned up every last drop.

After that wet vacuum, I’m convinced she could clean up a flood and still leave me wondering where my will to live went!

by CristinBurnsInHell September 29, 2024

wet oven

When an underage guy tries to bake a cake but messes it up and ends up pouring water on the oven.

"God, I falippin just experienced a wet oven with this guy from camp"

"That fareak got my falippin oven allllll wet!"

by on76lepy August 11, 2009

Wet Unicorn

The Wet Unicorn, almost like the 69 position, one man back bends and the other man gets underneath the first man and licks his asshole while wrapping their arms around each other and stroking him off.

He wanted to the Wet Unicorn on my butthole.

by cxldFace27 March 12, 2023

Wet

When you or someone else is wet

Zoe is bad and is wet and feels a special type of way

by Big sext November 11, 2020

Wet-dreamer

Guys whose entire lives revolve around getting laid. These gents have no honest personality or interests and find no enjoyment in activities that don’t get them closer to chicks.

Most of the boys are heading camping this weekend but the wet-dreamers are refusing to leave uptown.

by Lickmytaint May 9, 2024

Wet Think

A wet think is when you're very tired and have a shower, you turn the temperature up a lil and sit down for an existential crisis.

Aw man I was having such a bad day I went for a wet think.

by I get money!!$ June 3, 2018