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penis monkey

(a) Hard to define, the word stems from the original idea that John Bauman is the one and only important person in the entire world. The word can be used in pretty much any situation for any reason...however, everytime someone uses the word, it does nothing but reflect on the true nature that John Bauman is untouchable.

(b) A hit song by John Bauman.

(c) The penis on a monkey.
John: Mark, what are you doing today?
Mark: I don't know.
John: Clyde's sucks.
Mark: I know. Jackie is a cocktease.
John: The queen. <shaking head>
(pause)
Mark: *cough...cough* PENIS MONKEY.
penis monkey by Mark April 14, 2005
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penis harvester 

a man or woman who takes in large numbers of penis for their own pleasure.
Ted: hey, john, wanna go see fall out boy?

John: wow, fall out boy? those penis harvesters, im going to see cannibal corspe.

penis sleve 

she had a tight penis sleve
penis sleve by catman23323232 March 12, 2010

Penis Claws 

A facebook sensation involving a penis version of Santa that rapes you on Christmas
A penis with claws Penis Claws
Penis Claws by Abdoo March 31, 2011

Penis Sandals 

something you say when exiting a group of people in an epic fashion
Ronald slap Tim in the face and said "Penis Sandals" before walking away

Penis Copter 

bad, unfortunate, awful

Also an expression when someone is left speechless, usually preceded by well,
Dude! The fire department is on fire!

Well, penis copter!

Penis Pledge 

The act of putting down your penis as an ultimatum. Often occurs in situations of vulnerability or frustration. Sometimes includes one exclaiming that he will sacrafice his sexual organs for the cause.
"balls dude!!! i cant get this chick to go out with me!!"
-"bro, i think youre gonna have to penis pledge that ish.."
"so let it be, I will chop off my penis if she says no one more time!"
-"that is how its done young padwan.."
Penis Pledge by two ween teen October 18, 2011