by Mr. MooMar July 12, 2010
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by Onemanarmy675 November 5, 2011
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by handmasterpawn July 1, 2014
Get the penis twister mug.The romantic/platonic/rivalry ship name between Wolfgang Brandt and Devon Neii. Honestly at this point I'm not sure what it counts as. Are they lovers? Friends? Enemies? They're so homoerotic.
As for the reasoning behind the name itself, I'm a bit unsure. Devon Neii enjoys gardening, and Lambda, Wolfgang's creator, saw a Venus flytrap recently-- hence the name. The penis part is likely a funny bit. I wish they would just confess their love for each other already. This is like an enemies to lovers fanfiction. Just kiss already. Jeez.
As for the reasoning behind the name itself, I'm a bit unsure. Devon Neii enjoys gardening, and Lambda, Wolfgang's creator, saw a Venus flytrap recently-- hence the name. The penis part is likely a funny bit. I wish they would just confess their love for each other already. This is like an enemies to lovers fanfiction. Just kiss already. Jeez.
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"Oh, no. I hope they didn't fuck. We already have enough of that."
"Oh, no. I hope they didn't fuck. We already have enough of that."
by chiicheo February 26, 2022
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by the urban prophet August 31, 2020
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Joe: Man, that girl sucks dick a lot.
Bob: Yea, she's a total Penis-mongral.
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John: Hey, quit being such a penis-mongral!
Bob: Yea, she's a total Penis-mongral.
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John: Hey, quit being such a penis-mongral!
by mynameisnotjeff March 24, 2009
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