gentrified-money laundering 

Gentrified money laundering: When rich people clean dirty money by spending it on bougie stuff like overpriced art, fancy buildings, or fake charity — so it looks classy, not shady.

yo some rich nigga just bought a invisible statue for millions brawg just bought an idea. shit gotta be gentrified-money laundering. 😭😭😭😭

gentrified-money laundering by jones barbecue and foot meddag September 15, 2025

Yazan Monem 

Yazan Monem aka Yaz Monem or Yizan Monem is a 2 sport D1 athlete. Yazan is committed to Iowa University on a full ride to play both sports he dominates in. Yazan is a 4 star lineman playing at PV and is in his junior year racking up a total of 32 D1 offers before his commitment. Yaz is also a wrestler for the Hornets getting looked at by many colleges but ended up committing to his dream school Iowa. If you know Yazan personally you will always see him rocking the yellow and black for his new home in 2 years.

“I’m sooo good at football” -person 1
“Not as good as Yazan Monem” -person 2

Yazan Monem by JIM LAINS September 16, 2025

Yazan Monem 

Yazan has 1 brother named o—- where yazan gets very mad about it. DO NOT SAY THE NAME IM WARNING YOU. 🚨🚨

“Yo Yazan Monem where O - - r” Person 1
“U wan start?” Yazan Monem

Yazan Monem by Yaz brother September 17, 2025

Yazan Monem 

OMAR. Don’t get mad Yaz i’m sorry the gc told me to make it I won’t do it again I promise

“I Love Omar” -Justin
“Bro Ur Dead i’m Yazan Monem” - Yaz

Yazan Monem by marc7272882 September 19, 2025

Fart money 

When your money is so bad it's considered a fart

GUY: you got fart money man

Fart money by ASSOO October 7, 2025

Mechanic money shot

When you're draining a fluid from your car (oil, coolant, trans fluid, etc.) and it splashes out of the drain pan and gets all over your face.

*Tim pulls the drain plug and the oil splashes onto his face* Yeah baby, Tim just got the 'ol mechanic money shot right to the face!

Mechanic money shot by hgivjbnk October 14, 2025

Swedish Money Shot

When a man or woman is masturbating and as they are about to reach climax they lay on their back, roll up on their shoulders with their legs leaned back over their head and ejaculate into their own mouth/face.

I was watching this dude jerk it at the park and “BOOM” dude flips over on his back and gives himself the Swedish Money Shot, legs kicking in the air and everything!

Swedish Money Shot by MrNutWrecker October 29, 2025