The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.
I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.
by K9 _Cop May 22, 2024
Get the Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactionsmug. 
Get the co-grandaunt-in-lawmug. A rule that states: "If any given online space is designed for children, it will inevitably attract tons of child predators."
This law is named after the platform Roblox, which is notorious for being full of child predators.
This law is named after the platform Roblox, which is notorious for being full of child predators.
1: Dude, this children's app got taken down cuz there was too many predators!
2: That's Roblox's law for ya.
2: That's Roblox's law for ya.
by Aloomanum2 July 8, 2025
Get the Roblox's lawmug. by xnth February 7, 2024
Get the Faive’s Lawmug. by 459395 March 28, 2023
Get the Husband in lawmug. 
A law which states that: given sufficient time, some internet user, somewhere, will have posted elaborate arguments for one person, thing, idea or phenomenon being the cause of all of the world's modern day problems. The argument is likely far-fetched.
Joe: Man, the Middle East is getting crazier every day.
Matt: I read a great article the other day about how Middle Eastern instability is primarily caused by Western expectations of gender-role conformity. That also causes income inequality, Donald Trump, and government corruption.
Joe: The only thing you just proved is that Stack's Law of Universal Causality is true.
Jessica: OMG! Why are there so many starving children in Africa.
LeJuana: You see, when you get down to it, Islamic extremism is the primary cause of global hunger, and our poor stock-markets!
Jessica: How do you know that?
LeJuana: I read a tell all article on it at WorldWithoutReligion.com!
Jessica: That's just Stack's Law of Universal Causality at work.
Matt: I read a great article the other day about how Middle Eastern instability is primarily caused by Western expectations of gender-role conformity. That also causes income inequality, Donald Trump, and government corruption.
Joe: The only thing you just proved is that Stack's Law of Universal Causality is true.
Jessica: OMG! Why are there so many starving children in Africa.
LeJuana: You see, when you get down to it, Islamic extremism is the primary cause of global hunger, and our poor stock-markets!
Jessica: How do you know that?
LeJuana: I read a tell all article on it at WorldWithoutReligion.com!
Jessica: That's just Stack's Law of Universal Causality at work.
by GreatHillOfTara August 1, 2016
Get the Stack's Law of Universal Causalitymug.