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jack in the donut 

Masturbation that ends by ejaculating inside a vagina.
"Stacey said we couldn't have sex tonight, but we ran out of lube after 15 minutes so I jacked into her donut"

"I was taking care of my morning wood while my gf slept, but I got too turned on and ended up jacking into her donut"

"I usually jizz on her face but yesterday I gave her a jack in the donut"
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jack ford 

jack ford: an absolute mad lad. Italian family so you know he got them good looks, he has a body chiseled out of stone, abs so solid you could grate cheese off them. will cook you a whole pasta for a snack. soon to be the worlds best cricketer. s super rich so will buy your parents as slaves.
stranger 1: lmao i wish i had money

jack ford: here's 30 racks

stranger 1: damn jack ford you a god
jack ford by thepeepeepoopooman69 September 1, 2019

Jack Janke 

A scooter fag that is always down at the Wodo skato doing mad bri's.
But, because of his obsession with scootering, his social life took a steep decline, therefore making him date girls more than 2 years younger than him
@jack_.007
"Man, that kid is garbage at scootering"
"Yeah, I bet he's a real Jack Janke"

"Why is that 14 year old dating a 12 year old?"
"Probably because he's Jack Janke"
"True, True."
Jack Janke by Phargo September 11, 2019

Jack your beans

Y'all hands every just slip off the shaft and start strocking the beans ?
yo bro last night I totally indeed jack your beans
Jack your beans by Ballsandmonkey69 September 25, 2019
A Handsome lad, often liked and stalked buy ugly girls, brought up in rough times where money is scarce and love animals.

7/10 jack foxes are also confirmed autistic and the the other 3 are most likely unconfirmed. They are also good mates until they suck someone else’s winkie in an argument
I don’t know if this guy is nice or not , he’s such a jack fox
Jack fox by The real jack fox October 27, 2019

Jack danger 

He Has the tiniest dick u will ever see, like blueberry size, or like maybe even a strawberry.
He likes men and his favorite thing to do is skip school and play fortnite
That guy is such a jack danger

Jack and the beanstalk 

Jack and the beanstalk: when a mans penis enters a vagina un-erect (planting the seed), then he becomes erect once inside (the beanstalk grows).
My wife and I did Jack and the Beanstalk last night