May hart the fart

My besteee

May hart the fart is the best

by TheMotherFuckingBeauty July 20, 2023

Josh Hartnett as Ernest Lawrence

Josh Hartnett's Ernest Lawrence, from Pearl Harbor to nuclear harbor, building bombs with charisma!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Is Josh Hartnett in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Yeah! Josh Hartnett as Ernest Lawrence, he's building charisma bombs dude!

by courtofowls September 5, 2023

The “Harta teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

It’s an encrypted map that can lead one to the secret dialect known as “Cristina English”. To find this ancient language one must stand in the underground temple of Oceania and chainsmoke 2 packs of Cammels. After that, the map shows a mathematical ecuation which, after solving it, shows coodinates for the Chair of Santa. Once you sit in the chair, insert 1g of Fentanil in your body and an evil wizard will come and start teaching in chinese.

A: What do you have there?
B:Just the “Harta Teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

by Sigmund from oceania November 28, 2024

A hartley

A guy who thinks he’s smarter than he is this person will use the biggest words for the simplest sentences most likely not even knowing the meaning just because they sound big and complex

Bro stop talking like a Hartley I don’t understand what you’re trying to say

by Truth speaker6969 December 6, 2024

Aiden Hartgrove-Saez

Meaning the greatest, hottest, blackest, specimen like, good at everything, most well defined person.

Woah Aiden Hartgrove-Saez, you are looking so good today!

by Aiden Mogger February 2, 2024

Caleb Hartsoe

The gayest male ( I assume ) alive.

You’re sure a Caleb Hartsoe

by JesusChristOurSavior February 11, 2024

Josh hart

Absolute fucking goat. He grabbed so many offensive rebounds in the NBA finals. He is the best coastal coast player in the NBA and he is better than everybody. I don’t care. He’s just better let the playoff offensive rebounds along with his teammate Isaiah Hartenstein and the only reason he is coming off the bench for the next is because they have too many players his position. I won’t take any other Opinions, go Villanova, go Knicks and suck my balls

I fucking love Josh hart, he is the best

by Idk what to put here so, Hi June 20, 2024