party god 

Someone who is the god of partys

I'm William Svenson, the party god.

party god by Jonathan Joseph S November 14, 2007

Nori the Pirate God 

Nori the Pirate God is the legend that has grown from a young man from the Colorado Front Range. It has grown to mean someone with great abilities or great wit. Talents in creative areas are especially attributed with the title of Norian. He has been compared in fictional greatness to the likes of Chuck Norris, Mike Ditka, even Stevie Ray Vaughan. Nori the Pirate God was a legendary land pirate and will be remembered for his drinking, love of music and film, and his nack with members of the canine family.
He is also known as an activist. He never took shit from anyone or took anything sitting down. He'd always stand up for his beliefs.

Damn, you play like you're Nori the Pirate God.
Fight the Man like Nori.

Nori the Pirate God by Nori the Pirate June 20, 2007

Oh my God 

totally offensive and if you say this all the time you should just read the ten commandments- one is do not take the lords name in vain

oh my god= bad

say oh my gosh

Oh my God by chill_christian October 30, 2018

blood for the e blood god eee 

technoblade's brand

chat messanger: blood for the e blood god eee

100 other chat messangers:blood for the e blood god eee

blood for the e blood god eee by (○’ω’○)o(≧o≦)o↖(^ω^)↗(︶^︶)>"< March 9, 2021

oh dear god HELP... 

What a person(s) say when they are close to their demise by offending some greater being such as Chuck Norris.

terrorist one: All right get me the bomb!
terrorist two: here it is haji...wait what is that?
haji(terrorist one): no worry just some hillbilly in a ha...
(terrorist one is suddenly ripped in half)
terrorist two: who are you?
Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris
terrorist two:oh dear god HELP...

oh dear god HELP... by lluzam July 9, 2009

Squad Before God 

Like "Bros Before Hoes" except when the squad be before the God.

Mom: "Hey Gabriel, you have to Church today!"
Bro: "Fuck you mom, I gots meself a squad now. And errbody knows dat Squad Before God. P.S im atheist

Squad Before God by Bossachino AKA Carlos Sanchez March 8, 2016

I am your new god 

A strange phrase used by some Louisiana agnostics and athiests to insult others who talk about thier god in public.

Religious Person: God makes the food we eat.
Athiest: I am your new god! I say no food for you!

I am your new god by pousson December 27, 2007