Wet Brit

a term coined for something snarky, generally in the context of a sporting event.

Man, that ball flight is so low.. atleast it's going to run like a wet brit.

by Jabari 101 November 2, 2020

Wet

Water is wet and that is that. Peter is gay and his argument is irrelevant. Hello and goodbye. n

“Water is fucking wet” - Me telling the truth

by wtaeriswet January 2, 2018

Wet Hepeople

A vocal group of masculine-identifying individuals who are apparently moist, presumably due to either a) bladder control issues, or b) significant sexual arousal in those lacking a penis. Most easily identified by their use of hashtags that lack the use of capitalisation to distinguish individual words, and their demands that their tiny, nonrepresentative group be allowed to trample the rights of others.

Wet hepeople demand that the election be overturned!

by Umlimo January 16, 2021

wet winky

A wet winky is when your asshole otherwise known as your 😜 winky is leaking fluids or is wet for lubrication or other reasons.

Dude 1: bro this chick was eating my ass and then she lubed it up to peg me.

Dude 2: bro you must have had such a wet winky

by Noodle rat August 21, 2022

Wet high five

after a long day of stroking pecker and rubbing flaps your hands often get pretty greasy, thus giving us the “wet” portion of this masterpiece. the high five comes in in an unexpected way to say the least. after work upon clocking out you head to the bathroom where you let out a hard earned days worth of piss, you groan a little and honestly a little cum trickles on out as well. as you flush you see a hand rise above the divider between urinals, a hand looking lonely, in need of a quickie, you lift yours to match the height of the hand and quickly finish it off. leaving a silky glaze over the poor innocent hand. you have just done a wet high five.

I gave your mother wet high five last night.

I feel no remorse.

by steelo47 February 19, 2024

wet blanket

A sexual act where you are making love to a women where you wait as long as you you can and right before you cum you rap a blanket around the womans head and yell cum typhoon then which you pull out and cum on the blanket so when they go to take it off they have splooge on there hands

I pulled a wet blanket on my girlfriend this morning

by Shoe stomper July 24, 2023

Wet Wayne

When you lick your finger and stick it in someone's belly button.

Evan: Dude...Rachael gave me a wet Wayne last night.

Schmelly: WTF is a wet Wayne?

Evan: You know...like a wet Willy...except the finger goes deep inside your button.

by StellinaIna May 11, 2022