Urban Dictionary Flirting 

1. Trying to publish a definition of your girlfriend to Urban Dictionary completely ignoring that it will probably be denied instantaneously.

Example of Urban Dictionary Flirting:

Sarah

1. A fun, amazing girl who love my big penis and is always there for her friends.

Urban Dictionary Flirting by Shweak! February 21, 2010

Urban Dictionary English

The way real people actually speak. To be contrasted with Proper English or the even more antiquated Received Standard, the speaking of either of which today in many situations will lead to strange looks, chuckles, sneers or cries of "Speak fucking English!" Reflective of the modern trend away from conformity, rigidity, artificiality and snobbery toward autonomy, creativity and the rejection of propriety.

Aaron: Good Day, My Good Man! I say, may I inquire as to the freshness of your pomegranates? Old, dry fruit is something up with which I will not put!

J.B.: Whoa, Homie, you talk like that around here and you'll get your ass kicked! You'd better check out the internet and learn how to speak fucking English. Urban Dictionary English can save your pathetic ass, Dweeb.

Urban Dictionary English by Avery Clapsaddle September 30, 2011

Urban Dictionary Editor 

An Urban Dictionary Editor is what makes peoples entries be entered. With-out them, the guidelines would be nowhere and nonsense would rule the galaxy. They spend their own time to read through peoples definitions and then accept or reject them.
Those who don't like them do not fully understand the value of them. They are kind people. They make UD stay cool and the crap out (cause we don't want to know your cat has got an anal infection, nor your girlfriend's name).

"Wow, I wish i had enough kindness in me to be an Urban Dictionary Editor. They spend their own time to keep UD cleana and fun, and still have time to go shit on some noobs."

Urban Dictionary Editor by Jim Jimminy Jimbob Jones February 24, 2007

urban dictionary black hole 

when the 'showman' gets behind in processing definitions, backing up his/her/its' 'system'!, good, worthy definitions get 'lost' in the shuffle, possibly appearing in the next ice age, possibly NOT!! -no author knowledge of acceptance OR rejection!!

did you ever get boomer gone! into u.d.? no, its' still lost in the urban dictionary black hole

urban dictionary thumbs down clown missing out on a lot of 'good' definitions, lost in the urban dictionary black hole

urban dictionary black hole by michael foolsley July 13, 2011

Urban Dictionary Burn

When the word you submit to Urban Dictionary gets rejected. Most often because you are clueless. Also Urban Dictionary Dis.

Kevin: I have received an email communication from Urban Dictionary informing me that the word I came up with will not be published. I am most confused.

Annette: Ouch, dude. Feel the Urban Dictionary Burn.

Urban Dictionary Burn by momanet September 6, 2011

urban dictionary rage 

the feeling you get when those dickface editors wont publish words/phrases you made on urban dictionary, due to the fact that they are "so fucking annoying" that i kill them all day, every day, and when i run out of dickfaces to kill, i resurrect them, and kill them once more to express my anger

I was suffering from acute urban dictionary rage, so I flew a helcopter into a high altitude brick wall at 110 nautical miles per hour. Win.

urban dictionary rage by ellsworthtoohey September 6, 2011

Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore 

The guy above is a cranberry fucknut. However, urban dictionary has some really positive queer definitions so he is technically correct

The guy above me: Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore.
Me: you are correct and if you could read you may be able to find some funny definitions. If you could find some brain cells and use them you may realise that racism, heterosexism and sexism are not the same as humor

Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore by Basically ace satan January 1, 2021