Fucking Math

Math for every day use.

Fucking Math:

alcohol * (man + woman) - contraceptive + 9months = baby

man + man = sore ass

woman + woman = scissors

by EntropicSoul August 16, 2010

fuck tard

A person considered to be foolish or socially inept while also being irritatingly offensive.

Give me back my banana you goddam fucktard!

by Jeffrey April 11, 2003

Gorilla Fuck

When you are having sex doggy style with a woman who is rather short and you pick her up by her waist with one arm around her waist and continue to fuck her while her feet and arms are flopping around as you pound her out wildly

Did you see that short girl I got last night? I gorilla fucked the hell out of her.

by T-Ben July 11, 2009

fuck book

A Pornographic magazine

You been sitting around looking at fuck books

by Jason Mc August 24, 2006

bed-fuck

to cut a hole roughly the size of your penis in a bed and masturbate by putting your penis in it.

God I had a great bed-fuck last night

by -JK- October 16, 2006

Fuck a dick

Telling a straight guy to litterly take a penis up the ass

"Hey I saw your mom naked the other day "
" Fuck a dick dude"

by Jointo March 2, 2007

boot fuck

Reaching orgasm with the help of long leather boots.
To ejaculate on a high heeled long leather boot
To ejaculate in a high heeled long leather boot

Really for boot fetishists.
A boot fuck consists of male masturbation in the presence of lady's, high heeled tall leather boots with the intention of ejaculating in or on them.
Using parts of a boot to insert into various orifices until ejaculation in or on a leather boot

by booty2 August 4, 2006