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Edgewater Park

A small retro time machine back to the past neighborhood when hand shakes and your word meant everything and was all you needed. A great balls to the wall place that has more things to do than an amusement park and a circus combined. A leader in the education of street smarts and street honor.

Respect of others and their belongings including girls is not only expected but is mandatory. There is severe consequences if you fail at anything above.

The neighborhood has been called racist but the truth is the only thing they are racist against is disrespectful douchebag losers. Regardless of skin color.
Let’s go to Edgewater Park and learn something
by EPB4life April 4, 2022
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Parked

The vehicle is unmoving, it cannot go anywhere.

Nothing is happening, it’s boring, things are coming to a halt, they’ve been put in their place
A: Today has been absolutely parked bro.
B: nah, it’s not a wrap yet.

A: Parked, it’s over.
by Eastsidegambit April 3, 2024
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Foster Park Flicker Gooning

The act of pulling out your Long Veiny Cock and stroking in the bathrooms at the public foster park and submitting yourself as one with the park, drooping your seed and making yourself one with the cremation of the park, as you rapidly stroke that massive todger. consuming the bathroom around with with your glorious glaze which is known as goon juice.
i cant wait to go to the park and start Foster Park Flicker Gooning
by tampagooner33 February 8, 2025
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parked

Slang for boring, uninteresting, done, over. Comes from a parked car, which is not moving.
Oh my gosh it's not even lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked.
by sussybaka64 February 29, 2024
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trailer park champagne

A cocktail made with red bull, vodka, and cheap champagne!
When we are doing blow we gots to have that trailer park champagne!
by TheGreatGreenDragon September 17, 2016
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Elizabeth Parks

The most beautiful girl in the world. Someone who has hurt and been hurt back. The woman that deserves everything
Elizabeth Parks, Izzie, I don't know if you'll ever read this, but I'm sorry. If I could do anything I'd go back so I could love you again and make it right.
by MG2106 January 24, 2024
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Trailer park haiku

Trailer park haiku is a low rent version of and original haiku meant to lend a higher consciou awareness of the situation or experience ie; she said she thought the world of me she said she couldn't live without me and then she said yes officer that's him.
Excuse me does the management allow trailer park haikus here?
by Harmonica homie March 8, 2021
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