"So how's that new girl?"
"Ah, she's a fucking speed bag. There wasn't much I could feel up on so I just fucked her."
"Ah, she's a fucking speed bag. There wasn't much I could feel up on so I just fucked her."
by Walter Phillips November 20, 2011
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Get the bag of flowers mug.1. a really fat and unkempt woman a real cake eater
2. A really fat person that wears clothing that a
skinner more sexy person should be wearing.
3. Any really fat person that has control over their weight but choose to devour anything in their sights.
This could also be combined with the term a “wet bag of laundry” which in turn is a really fat person that is so fat that you can see all the dimples in their fat asses. Hence the term wet bag of laundry. This also many different variations like an old bag of laundry (a fat ass old person). Dirty bag of laundry (a homeless fat ass). A smelly bag of laundry (for fat people that have that fat person smell to them, you know kinda like a bag of laundry)
2. A really fat person that wears clothing that a
skinner more sexy person should be wearing.
3. Any really fat person that has control over their weight but choose to devour anything in their sights.
This could also be combined with the term a “wet bag of laundry” which in turn is a really fat person that is so fat that you can see all the dimples in their fat asses. Hence the term wet bag of laundry. This also many different variations like an old bag of laundry (a fat ass old person). Dirty bag of laundry (a homeless fat ass). A smelly bag of laundry (for fat people that have that fat person smell to them, you know kinda like a bag of laundry)
"man look at that bag of laundry"
"I went to the mall today and i saw this wet bag of laundry riding the escalator. when she got off she hauled her fat ass into a candy store for a treat"
"I was going to this movie yesterday and this dirty bag of laundry asked me for some spare change and a some cake"
"I went to the mall today and i saw this wet bag of laundry riding the escalator. when she got off she hauled her fat ass into a candy store for a treat"
"I was going to this movie yesterday and this dirty bag of laundry asked me for some spare change and a some cake"
by Gerry Edwards April 30, 2008
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Friend One: Man evan is sooo annoying
Friend two: I know
Friend One: He acts like he's the best, and he is some stupid.
he's he's...
Friend Two : A Douche bag
Friend one: YES!!!!!!
Friend two: I know
Friend One: He acts like he's the best, and he is some stupid.
he's he's...
Friend Two : A Douche bag
Friend one: YES!!!!!!
by That wierd walmart guy September 29, 2011
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One quart sandwich bag
Place 1/2 stick butter in bag...Place bag in microwave...heat to preference (recommend no more than 25 seconds).
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Evan always ran back to the butter bag when his retarded, underage girlfriend was taken away by her parents.
by Stanky Mustache July 30, 2010
Get the Butter Bag mug.best explained as a way to describe prissy faggot men (usually in their twenties) who work at Hot Topic and take way too much pride in their work ($170.03 per week).
These cellulites can usually be seen leaning on the sticker counter (arms crossed) loudly voicing opinionated insults at customers (commonly customers who don't live up to the tackiness status)
History: A word spawned from the the mouths Hot Topic empolyees in early 2008 used to describe the inbred tacky group of Hot Topic employees
These cellulites can usually be seen leaning on the sticker counter (arms crossed) loudly voicing opinionated insults at customers (commonly customers who don't live up to the tackiness status)
History: A word spawned from the the mouths Hot Topic empolyees in early 2008 used to describe the inbred tacky group of Hot Topic employees
Tacky H.T.E. : "Need help finding anything?"
Customer: "No, I'm just looking, thanks."
Tacky H.T.E. : (loudly) "You don't need to lie. Wandering around on a friday night with nothing to do, I know how it is, I know how it is. A new shirt might help."
H.T.E. : "Dude, you're a bag of dumb."
Tacky H.T.E. : "What?"
Customer: "If your dick's as scrawny as your arms, you're in trouble."
Customer: "No, I'm just looking, thanks."
Tacky H.T.E. : (loudly) "You don't need to lie. Wandering around on a friday night with nothing to do, I know how it is, I know how it is. A new shirt might help."
H.T.E. : "Dude, you're a bag of dumb."
Tacky H.T.E. : "What?"
Customer: "If your dick's as scrawny as your arms, you're in trouble."
by freedomfighters June 18, 2008
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