J-mo

The biggest duster of all time. The type of guy to do something strange for a piece of change.

That J-mo just blew my house up for a nickel.

by Shagga B July 14, 2022

J. Rich Special

The ol hoopty doopty of squeezing the blood to the tip for a false boner and praying it works for a few minutes before you gotta get another squeeze in

“Hey man, how’d last night go?”

“Damn bro, desperate times. Resorted to the J. Rich Special. Not my best moment!..”

by Jamess December 12, 2018

J Sherm

When you premature ejaculate after less than 30 seconds of action.Also can be used as a measure if time, of no more than30 seconds.

Fuck J Sherm!

by Deanda dis D August 10, 2021

J Man

A dope Alien from outer space who disguises themselves in human flesh of an attractive person. J Man's are infatuated with Mclovin and like to do drugs.

"Woah that's very J Man of you"

by J Man the Alien January 28, 2024

j

not only a letter of the alphabet, but the first letter in the dead meme my name is jeff

if you don't know how j is used in a sentence you are either 3 or retarded (see my name jeff)

by jeffdiamondchin November 13, 2020

J name theory

The J name theory is that every (straight) girl has been wronged by at least one J-named ex. Men with J names are usually toxic and manipulative.

Taylor Swift is a prime example of the J name theory

by grrrlhood June 2, 2024

J. Cole

The most humble/best rapper in the world. Also known as a personal therapist and sometimes husband. You most definitely heard his greatest hit ‘No Role Modelz’, if you didn’t it’s because you have no soul :)

Random: Who’s the greatest rapper?
Me: Jermaine Lamarr Cole
Random: Who?
Me: J. Cole
Random: Oh… he’s boring
Me: *runs them over with my Rolls Royce*

by aaliyah demi August 7, 2021