thrashing the guitar 

To masturbate. To have a wank. To jerk off. Referring to one's penis as a guitar and giving it a "thrashing" by jerking off.

"Johnny was really thrashing the guitar last night!"
"Hey baby, how about thrashing my guitar!?"

thrashing the guitar by trappy76 rocks August 13, 2009

giggle the goose 

the act of giggling, chuckling, or any other variation of laughing in the midst of giving someone oral pleasure.

-"Did you hook up with Sarah last night?"

-"Yeah dude, she totally giggled my goose!"

-"I wish i could get my girlfriend to giggle the goose..."

giggle the goose by Cavederg November 5, 2009

Click the gilt 

Another way of saying "flick the bean". Clicking the gilt is a girl masturbating by flicking her clitoris or clit.

"Oh. Kristi, don't go in there. Alice likes to click the gilt mad hard"

"See that girl over there? I got a vid of her clicking the gilt"

Click the gilt by igetcalledaumbassalotyknow December 19, 2009

harrassing the giraffe 

the act of masturbating, jerking it, stroking it, beating your meat, fucking the shit out of your dick with your hand.

Nate, were you just harrassing the giraffe? you smell like balls.

harrassing the giraffe by stfuwtsx3 January 8, 2010

Explain the Giraffe 

To masturbate or pleasure yourself sexually. Can also be assigned to a person. Explain my/your/his/her/etc giraffe.

Jerk off, Whack off, Wank, handjob

-CF, The LLS-

Oh I feel better now, I just explained the giraffe.

Explain the Giraffe by intricatus July 27, 2010

Feel the goodness 

A motivational phrase said when ingesting unappetizing food or drink.

As he devours a lunch break-fast food-pseudo-meal his co-workers inspire him to "feel the goodness."

Feel the goodness by jazzcat_cfl December 1, 2010

hoist the gallows 

v. to frolic up a seafoam green hill while being chased by a chode monkey with a rope.

Hoist the gallows as fast as you can, Timmy!

hoist the gallows by Princess Kevin the assassian March 21, 2011