John Q. Adequate

Exellence incarnate.

JQA is the hottest, toughest, smartest and coolest stoner/journalist ever. Also, highly articulate and the proud owner of the most voluminous pen0r this side of the Atlantic.

Boy, you pimpin' like John Q. Adequate!

or

My mother was so glad to see me, as if I were John Q. Adequate himself!

by Borat April 13, 2005

John F. Kerry

an insignificant LOSER.

We should promote peace, just tell me when its all over

by andrew April 7, 2005

John Wayne Gacy

A sex act where you water-board someone while having anal sex. Similar to having doggy style sex with your partner's head in a toilet bowl

If you bend your head into the tub and spread eagle, you are in the right position for a John Wayne Gacy

by TobogganCreamPies October 9, 2016

John F. Kennedy

One of the worst Presidents in American history. Like Ronald Reagan, he made everyone feel good, so they all loved him despite his complete ineptitude

Come on, people. The guy screwed up the invasion of Cuba, and got the US involved in Viet nam. I can't think of one positive thing he did

by Dillon Farnum April 23, 2005

John 14:6

And Jesus answered, "I am DA WAE, da truf and da life. No one gets to da queen except thru me"

Look up John 14:6

by ugandanknuckles January 9, 2018

John Robert Bell

A man who discusses bad things, and addresses the horrible people in the world. made by @k1ttyc0r4 on tiktok.

"John Robert Bell id do good at debate, and arguing! I wonder how he gets his points!"

by k1ttyc0r4 October 14, 2020

John Henry Thompson

1. Marijuana in its baggied form.

2. A marijuana cigerette

"Hey buddy, dont be taking too long on that John Henry Thompson"

by The Titanium Landlord July 22, 2009